1 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,600 * 2 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,640 * 3 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,400 * 4 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:29,440 * 5 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:36,440 * 6 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:43,440 * 7 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:50,440 * 8 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,440 * 9 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,440 * 10 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,480 * 11 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,120 * 12 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,080 * 13 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,120 * 14 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:39,120 * 15 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,160 * 16 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:52,720 * 17 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,800 * 18 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:06,760 * 19 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:20,480 Boys! 20 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,360 Silence, be quiet! 21 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:29,480 We are in front of the Museum Del Prado, not at the stadium! 22 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:32,720 This museum is one of the museums of figurative arts... 23 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:35,000 ..most important in the world. 24 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,480 To visit it we have yes and no one morning. 25 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:40,320 But to truly appreciate it it would take at least a month. 26 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:44,080 Do you think what balls? A month locked in that mausoleum. 27 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:47,040 But how can it be done? When there's something nonsense to say... 28 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,600 ..you are always in pole position. - What did I say, professor? 29 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:51,280 What did you say? Here you go. 30 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,880 The 9:30 bullshit. 31 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:56,760 Do you play it on PlayStation? 32 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,320 Do I play it? I practically live there. 33 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,640 I watch films on it, I listen to it music, I'll watch... 34 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:02,720 ...even the photos that I'll shoot at the museum. 35 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,800 When you look at them you will understand the importance of painting. 36 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,680 Without the Goyas, the Picassos, the Velasquez,... 37 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:13,800 ..your virtual heroes they wouldn't exist at all. 38 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:17,400 Until then I'll confiscate this from you. 39 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,040 - Professor Rondinella. - Tell me. 40 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,560 I got the tickets. 41 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:26,880 andlt;Let's hurry, the guide is here that is waiting for us. 42 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,680 Help! 43 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,040 SCREAMS 44 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,720 Cataldi has collapsed. 45 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,880 Help! 46 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,960 How wonderful. 47 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,720 After a whole year in those four walls of the high school... 48 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,760 ..I really needed it this sparkling area. 49 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,000 Feel what peace, what silence. 50 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:54,120 CELL PHONE RINGS 51 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,600 (telephone) Good morning, principal, am I bothering you? 52 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,320 Professor Rondinella, what is it? 53 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,440 (cell phone) It happened a trouble.- A trouble? 54 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,480 A disaster Mr. Principal. 55 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,080 Professor Cataldi had an accident. 56 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,920 Not one of them broke, but two legs. 57 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,440 We are talking about multiple fractures, broken down. 58 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:13,600 One hundred and twenty, one hundred and fifty days of convalescence. 59 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,800 (cell phone) Damn! Not you can never rest assured. 60 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:21,160 Now I find myself alone, in Spain, with forty wild beasts. 61 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:22,120 Ouch! 62 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,120 Bear with me, I'm talking. 63 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,040 Ouch! But wow... 64 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,600 Give me a tour of phone calls and I'll call you back. 65 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:31,640 This too is done. 66 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:32,560 SCREAMS 67 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,680 Yes, this is it a pain in the ass. 68 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:37,640 Now who do I send us on August 11th to replace Cataldi? 69 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:48,480 PUBLIC INCITING 70 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,200 Ole'! 71 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:55,520 andlt;Poor beast, you are unlucky, today you met the bullfighter... 72 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:58,520 ..Cipollino of shame, said Toraldinho. 73 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:05,240 THEY CHEER ON TORALDINHO 74 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:23,840 Ole'! 75 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,240 LAUGH 76 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,000 Ole'! 77 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:46,440 Fear! Fear! 78 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,200 Push away! Push away! 79 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,560 He's pissed off like a bull. 80 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:57,920 No! What a pain to culatello! What a pain! 81 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,360 How scary! What happened? Where are they? 82 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:02,640 In line at the toll booth. 83 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,960 You wanted to eat that sandwich with the schnitzel at the service station? 84 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:07,640 And here is the result. 85 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,120 Drowsiness and nightmares. 86 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,440 Yes, I had a nightmare. 87 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,080 I was in Spain, I was a bullfighter. 88 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,120 At a certain moment the bull charged me... 89 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,520 ..and he skewered me the butt. What a pain. 90 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,560 What a complaint with this Spain. 91 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:21,640 Resign yourself, this year's trip it fell to Rondinella. 92 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,280 Yes, but it was my turn. 93 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:27,480 Because that clever Neapolitan he took the trouble and went himself. 94 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:32,800 CELL PHONE RINGS 95 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:33,600 Ready. 96 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,480 Formigoni is its principal who speaks. Where'? 97 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:40,800 I'm on the Milano Laghi with the my sisters, Gina 1 and Gina 2. 98 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:43,680 There's an emergency, he has to leave immediately for Madrid. 99 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,720 For Madrid? But they aren't there Rondinella and Cataldi? 100 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,720 Did Cataldi break her leg? 101 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:53,240 No, I'm not with Rondinella I go. No, I don't want to go. 102 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:55,520 I don't want to ruin my holidays. 103 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:58,280 Formigoni, pack your bags! 104 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:03,720 Even in the door do you have to get stuck? 105 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:06,520 Guys, today we're going out Madrid, let's go to Toledo. 106 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:07,840 107 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:09,760 That's a bullfighter. 108 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,840 Toledo is the city where I am preserved the masterpieces... 109 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,360 ..more important than El Greco. 110 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,600 But a nice visit to the museum of Real Madrid is not expected? 111 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:20,760 No, despite the reform Moratti is not yet expected... 112 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,160 ..the study of football. 113 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:25,120 Why'? Even the big ones footballers are artists. 114 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,120 Think of Del Piero said "Pinturicchio". 115 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,800 It's a fair observation. 116 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,480 You tell me I'm the most Big Maradona fan. 117 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:34,200 No offense to your Del Piero. 118 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,760 If he is "Pinturicchio" Maradona he is the Leonardo of football. 119 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,240 The "Da Vinci Code" of football. 120 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:43,120 Maradona is poetry, He's the absolute genius. 121 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,200 But don't do me these foolish looks. 122 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,800 When I say Maradona I mean it see the enthusiasm. 123 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:51,680 (Together) He's better than Pele. 124 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:54,240 a bunch to have you. 125 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,880 Stop, guys, I'm here too. 126 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,760 The math teacher? 127 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:02,400 andlt;Mythical. 128 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,200 The great Pythagorean Archimedes. 129 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,720 What a lovely surprise. 130 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,800 Have. Take it. 131 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,280 Seven times eight? 132 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:13,640 (together) Fifty-six. 133 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:14,920 - Three times three? (together) Nine. 134 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:15,600 THEY LAUGH 135 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:18,200 - But did the principal send you? - Yes, he sent me. 136 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,360 I can't believe it. 137 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:23,360 27,250 for 480, divided by 12 plus three. 138 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,040 1,090,003. 139 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,400 Incredible, he got it right even decimals! 140 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:28,840 Too strong, professor! 141 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:31,800 Please, it's being done late. We have to leave. 142 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,440 - Ouch! - I didn't touch you. 143 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,480 - My hand hurts. - I touched your arm. 144 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:37,680 - My arm hurts too. - Formigoni...- Ouch! 145 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:40,160 We don't get intoxicated all of Spain please! 146 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:41,720 Rainman, please walk. 147 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:45,240 ("You want to know why Formigoni and Rondinella are they dog and cat? 148 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,240 It's all an old woman's fault rust born between the two... 149 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:51,160 ..ten years earlier. It was September 18th,... 150 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:55,240 ...opening day of the 1996 school year.") 151 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:57,560 ("It was that morning that Archimedes... 152 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:00,000 ..had a real love at first sight. 153 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:05,000 It was Miss Margherita, there new drawing teacher. 154 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:08,240 Just arrived in Milan from the Colombo high school in Imperia.") 155 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:15,800 Good morning. 156 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:18,520 ("That was enough for Archimedes smile to fall in love.") 157 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:21,240 Do you see? Undulatory. As I explained to you before. 158 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,760 Can you follow me? See. 159 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:26,480 Oh, but! 160 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:27,760 BELL 161 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:28,760 See you tomorrow. 162 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:33,600 Hi guys! 163 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:37,360 ("One morning took courage.") 164 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:42,600 Hello. 165 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:46,480 Life is a dream or do dreams help you live? 166 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:54,400 ("That innocent kiss caused an earthquake... 167 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:57,200 ..in the heart of the shy mathematics teacher. 168 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:06,120 ("But when I find the courage to declare oneself,... 169 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:09,040 ..entered the scene his colleague Sasa'. 170 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:12,440 For Archimedes it was a terrible blow. 171 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:20,800 And that disappointment was transformed I hated it when he realized...") 172 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,840 ("..that Sasa', after having seduced Margherita,... 173 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:25,680 ..he had immediately thrown it away like an old shoe.") 174 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,840 Margaret? But I've never shit it! 175 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:37,880 ("Margherita, burned from betrayal,... 176 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,080 ..he got transferred to the Tremiti Islands. 177 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:43,840 And poor Archimedes sank in tragic desperation.") 178 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,760 There you have it, a sandwich with cheese for you. 179 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,720 And one for the professor Formigoni, where is he by the way? 180 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,240 He went to take some photos. 181 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,960 andlt;But is he photographing the wall? 182 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,080 No, photograph cats. It's his passion. 183 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:57,760 Cats? 184 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:00,040 andlt;He has three at his house. And he promised to return... 185 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:03,920 andlt;..in Italy with souvenir photos of their fellow Spaniards. 186 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,480 - But that's really stupid! - No, he's nice. 187 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:08,080 - How? - Friendly. 188 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:11,120 (imitating him) Nice. You're here for me. 189 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:13,480 andlt;How beautiful it is! What a beautiful little guy! 190 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,400 BLOW 191 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:19,240 Look over here! Comment appeals? 192 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:22,120 Hey, Oliviero Toscani, lunch break. 193 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:24,920 - Thank you, how much do I owe you? - For a sandwich, what do you want it to be? 194 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,520 I don't want to that you offer me nothing. 195 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,120 It's not me offering, the school offers. And then have patience. 196 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,480 Let's put a stop to it! You can't have it... 197 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,000 ..still with me after ten years! 198 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,440 - But I loved her. - I didn't know. 199 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,480 Didn't you know? The whole school knew it! 200 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:39,280 What do you want? The whole school minus me, simple subtraction. 201 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,120 - You're a mathematician. - You're a liar. 202 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,480 The only thing I can't do for you do you know what forgiveness is? 203 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:46,280 That you took her to bed, but after twenty-four hours... 204 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,440 ..you didn't care nothing more, you're a beast! 205 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,200 I'm not a beast, I love freedom. 206 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,960 I don't like close ties so I never got married. 207 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,280 I'm a gypsy, I'm Picaro. 208 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,760 - What are you? - Picaro. 209 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,920 Yes, divert the conversation, be an intellectual! 210 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,480 - But... - What the hell? 211 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,520 You're a crock! 212 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,920 You've never read "Lazarillo de Tormes"? 213 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:08,400 No, I don't know him. I know you, "The lazzarone of Vomero". 214 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:11,160 (ironic) Congratulations, nice joke! 215 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,720 andlt;Watch when you get pissed off how do you make yourself red! 216 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,520 andlt;It hurts you! 217 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:17,760 Oh? 218 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,120 andlt;Archimedes spits! 219 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,160 andlt;Help! 220 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,400 andlt;I'll give you breathing mouth to mouth? 221 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:30,320 MERMAID 222 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,920 MOANS 223 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 - Doctor, do we lose him? - No, absolutely. 224 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:39,800 It was a simple allergy. 225 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,880 I gave him an injection of cortisone... 226 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,280 ...and now everything is fine. - Allergy to what? 227 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,600 - With garlic. - I'm allergic to garlic! 228 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,040 And the sandwich you gave me it was full of garlic! 229 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,560 Look, it's my fault! 230 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:53,240 In Spain they put garlic everywhere and it's my fault! 231 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:56,640 If it happens again, do it immediately received an injection of these. 232 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,840 No, absolutely, but have we gone crazy? 233 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,120 - Why? - Now I'll show myself your ass! 234 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,720 Then do it a good thing: die! 235 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,200 - I prefer to die. - You know what a great satisfaction! 236 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,240 On the tomb they will write: "Capa toast dead for a head of garlic"! 237 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,760 Come on, keep it. Just to keep it, you never know. 238 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,640 Bighead, he's a bigheaded Milanese. 239 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,040 (monitor) Do you want anesthesia? I'll settle for it right away. 240 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,560 (monitor) But what was it? Schumacher? 241 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,360 THEY KNOCK 242 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,000 Here it is! 243 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,880 The teacher's room Cataldi gave it away. 244 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,440 And since the hotel is fully booked what do I do? 245 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,320 But what a strange effect! 246 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,800 I hear a voice, but I don't understand where it comes from. 247 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,320 There's no one out here. 248 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:47,760 Come on, what do I do? I can't go to sleep with the students! 249 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:48,760 So what? 250 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,720 - And then I thought... - Did you think so? 251 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:52,360 Did you understand! 252 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,200 I didn't understand anything at all. Until you speak clearly,... 253 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,600 ..until you say "Dear Professor Rondinella... 254 00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:00,960 andlt;..can I have..." Don't I don't like that face. 255 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:05,520 andlt;With a smile, "I can be hosted in his room"? 256 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,160 Until I hear this you can't enter. 257 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,400 Dear Professor Rondinella, excuse me. 258 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:13,160 - He said he was "excellent". - Dear Professor Rondinella. 259 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,840 - Magnificent. - Magnificent Professor Rondinella. 260 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,400 You have to excuse me, but since the hotel is complete... 261 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,040 ..I wanted to ask you if kindly, if you can,... 262 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:25,760 ..without disturbing, if I could come in and be hosted. 263 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,840 Nothing else would be missing, please take a seat. 264 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,880 Thank you, very kind. But what a beautiful environment, wow! 265 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,800 What a beautiful piece of furniture! What is it, Chippendale? 266 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:36,160 Go ahead, I'm reading. 267 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:39,280 I do smart things. I don't know if he understands this word. 268 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,000 "Intelligent", do you know what that is? 269 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,040 LAUGH 270 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,680 Please read on. 271 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,800 Because you have to pass above the bed? 272 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,040 Oh! Don't make a mess! 273 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,280 But why don't you come normally from bed? 274 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,920 Raise the covers and you get under it. 275 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,960 - I took the shortcut. - The shortcut. 276 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,000 I made a serious mistake to let you in! 277 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,360 - Alright'. - This is the truth. 278 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:03,840 Do me a favor. Give me a nice back scratch? 279 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,400 I have an itch! 280 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:08,160 Higher, higher, higher. Further down, further down, further down. 281 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,160 No, sideways, sideways, sideways. 282 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:13,800 VERSES - Lower, lower. Enough. 283 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,920 Okay, thanks. You gave me a good scratch. 284 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:20,680 Madonna, do you know what happened? This scratching gave me... 285 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,240 ..euphoria and I don't sleep anymore. What do I do? 286 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,800 - You don't sleep anymore? - I don't sleep anymore. 287 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,640 - Try to relax. - I'm relaxing. 288 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,160 Breathe with your belly. 289 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:29,560 Close your eyes. 290 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,160 Think of something relaxing. 291 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,120 - What? - Can't you think of anything? 292 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,680 - I do not know. - A beautiful green lawn. 293 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,280 - Ah, the green lawn. - Around you... 294 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,360 ..there are many beautiful flowers. - The little flowers. 295 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,840 Do you like daisies? 296 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,760 Hey, delinquent! You did it on purpose! 297 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:47,440 - What are you doing, do you want to strangle me? - Are you ever crazy? What do you want? 298 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:50,160 - What do I want? Margaret, you said it. - The flower! 299 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,920 You made me remember Margaret. 300 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,920 - The drawing teacher? - Yes. - Again? 301 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,480 - Yes'. - But I didn't think about it at all! 302 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:58,120 Haven't you thought about it at all? And I thought about it instead! 303 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,240 - Calm down! - Calm down what? 304 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,720 It ends badly! I'll take it the left pillow... 305 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,680 ..and I'll make you sleep on the right counting sheep with Storace. 306 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,160 - Who is Storace? - Who is Storace? 307 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,680 - I don't know him. - Do you want La Russa? 308 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,720 The Russian yes. A beautiful Russian. 309 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,320 Give me the pillow! That's it. 310 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,240 Good night. 311 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,520 Wow! 312 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:27,360 - andlt;Look at that beauty! - Look at the Estrada we fall! 313 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,040 Her name is Ana Montez, She's my favorite mujer. 314 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,960 - andlt;Beautiful. Mujer? Your wife? - andlt;No, she's a dancer. 315 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,600 andlt;But more than for dancing she is famous for her boyfriends. 316 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,640 He had so many! Bullfighters, tennis players,... 317 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,920 ...Formula 1 drivers. - Professors? 318 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,840 No, no teachers! He doesn't give a damn! 319 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,720 andlt;Culture is always down. 320 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,360 HORN 321 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,280 Move this wreck! 322 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,000 HORN - Enough! 323 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,000 HORN 324 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,280 Rude! You have horns! 325 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,120 He cheated on me! Fuckhead! 326 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,480 SQUEALING OF BRAKES 327 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,560 Cuckolded to me? 328 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,160 But I'll ruin you. 329 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,440 I eat in bites the tires of your vehicle. 330 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,440 I turn it over and then I piss on it. 331 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,680 Iberians, you fell for me bad, very bad! 332 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,920 Because I am the descendant of Julius Caesar! 333 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,400 The one who took you kicked ass 2000 years ago. 334 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,360 And I'm the great-grandson of the Gladiator. 335 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,320 At my signal, raise hell! 336 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:38,200 Enzo, do you want to stop? And stay good! 337 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,840 But you don't see that you're wasting your breath? They don't understand you. 338 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,240 They understand me, they understand me. 339 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,360 andlt;Only they don't respond because his anus is shaking! 340 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:48,520 andlt;But how he speaks, rude! Shame on you. 341 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,200 - Descendant of Julius Caesar. - Macche' Julius Caesar. 342 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,160 This yes and no descends from "rubbish". 343 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,480 But are you Italian? 344 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,680 Of course, you know that Central European city... 345 00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:01,400 ...600 km from Rome! - 800 from Naples! 346 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,480 What a silhouette these two are! 347 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,240 Are you on a school trip? 348 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:08,200 Yes sir, we are from high school classic "Giuseppe Verdi". 349 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,760 The "Giuseppe Verdi" high school? 350 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,960 Do you happen to know Antonelli Ugo? 351 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,560 Yes, we know him, he's here! 352 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:14,680 Ughetto! 353 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:15,600 Hi dad. 354 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,720 Nice daddy! What are you doing, don't you say hello to me? 355 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,800 Hey, stop! He is under our protection. 356 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,680 I get it, but he's my son. Lo I want to say hello, not eat. 357 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:23,920 - Is this your dad? - Well yes'. 358 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,760 - Handsome! - He's his dad. 359 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,000 Please, come on. 360 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:27,560 HI. 361 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,080 - Pleased to meet you. - Pleasure. - I'm Jennifer. 362 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,360 - Nice to meet you Formigoni. - Very happy, Rondinella. 363 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,520 - Pleasure. - This is Jennifer. 364 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:37,640 She's my golden lady. In the sense that I wear it! 365 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,560 WHISTLE 366 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:39,360 THEY LAUGH 367 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,000 - andlt;Don't laugh! - I am joking. 368 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,720 For me the jokes come out like this and I can't hold them back. 369 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,920 Of course, he doesn't hold them back. Like farts. 370 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,520 THEY LAUGH 371 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,760 Look at the shape of the Lombardone! 372 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:55,920 Because we've never seen it to interviews with parents? 373 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:58,320 andlt;Why after the divorce to me in Milan... 374 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,000 ..Ugo's mother doesn't have made to set foot further. 375 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,120 - Give him back. - I took him away that he was a child. 376 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,600 andlt;Damn! 377 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,080 andlt;Then the judge got there fierce, this warthog! 378 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,240 And so I am forced to see it twice a year. 379 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,200 - One, dad, one. - One. 380 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,120 Do you want to make a move, What am I cooking? 381 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,080 I am coming! We are going to Ibiza. 382 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,920 Blessed are you, instead we visit only churches and museums. 383 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,480 Too bad for you! I'm joking, it's a joke. 384 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:24,480 Eh. 385 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,080 Guys, goodbye everyone! 386 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,640 (together) Goodbye. - HI. 387 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:29,360 HI. 388 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:30,680 Enzo! 389 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,160 - I arrive! - Mr. Antonelli. 390 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,880 Congrats on your stocking! 391 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:38,520 andlt;Jennifer is Sardinian. It's Selargius's J.Lo. 392 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,560 - She's a good girl, huh? - A good girl? 393 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,280 She saw more peas herself what my grandmother's minestrone! 394 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:46,360 THEY LAUGH - This time he made a big statement. 395 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,080 What is it? 396 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,440 Nothing, he asked me if he knew my grandmother. 397 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,560 Greetings, have fun. Hello professor! 398 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,680 - Goodbye. - Go, go. 399 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,200 - I am coming. - You did it! 400 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,440 You make me scream! 401 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,000 VERSES OF BOREDOM 402 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,960 Come on, all aboard. Here we go again. 403 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,120 STARTS DRIVING 404 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,360 Wait a minute, I have a problem. The bus is dead. 405 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,200 In what sense? 406 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,360 Heat, pum! 407 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,000 Did the engine crash? 408 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,120 andlt;I have to go looking for a mechanic! 409 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,160 I get seen too that I have to pee. 410 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,200 Pee first, foul in the countryside. 411 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:21,040 Do it in the countryside, all the boys are there. 412 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:21,840 I am ashamed! 413 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:22,640 LAUGH - Why? 414 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,760 Why are you ashamed? Why is it small? 415 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,680 - Come on! - Do we have small dimensions? 416 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,520 - You miscalculated! - When you look for it you can't find it! 417 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:30,400 I have a beast! 418 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,840 - Even insects are beasts! - But do me a favor! 419 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,240 A car arrives, let's hitchhike. 420 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,560 - Let's hitchhike. - Be careful! 421 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,720 Thank you for picking me up. 422 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,840 Thanks, to the first station we go down on duty. 423 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:46,400 - Do you want to drink? - No, I already have to pee. 424 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:49,640 - Imagine if I drink! - Thanks, un I'm happy to drink some water. 425 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,360 It's terribly hot. 426 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,440 But what stuff is it? 427 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,800 SPEAK SPANISH - It's practically grappa. 428 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,720 At 600,000 degrees, it's made with fire! 429 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,560 - These are Venetian Alpine troops. - No, they are Spanish drunkards. 430 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:04,440 Let's go well. 431 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,360 Hombre! 432 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,600 A race to Seville? 433 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:10,760 Clear. 434 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,080 1,000 Euro prize. 435 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:13,400 Well! 436 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,000 HORN 437 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,880 Look at the money! 438 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:24,400 - Fantastic. Stop. - Let's go. 439 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,800 ROAR OF ENGINES 440 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,360 LAUGH 441 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:36,920 - But where have we ended up? - In a clandestine racing ring. 442 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,720 andlt;They bet on who comes first. 443 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,880 - What if we come second? - We are in God's hands. 444 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,320 - What do they do? - They snort cocaine. 445 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,440 Guys, you can't. 446 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,840 They take away your points from the licence. 447 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,920 THEY LAUGH 448 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,000 THEY LEAVE DRIVING TIRES 449 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,600 - I feel the salivation disappearing. - I have a bitter tongue. 450 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:07,920 - I feel like a beast! - You are a beast! 451 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:21,000 - Ramon, take the stone. - They play with stones! 452 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,080 LAUGH 453 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:30,320 CONFUSED SCREAMING 454 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,120 Look! 455 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:39,120 - He has a "piece of ass". - You have an ass face. 456 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:39,920 THEY LAUGH 457 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:45,080 INSULTS IN SPANISH 458 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,880 - They fell! - I saw them. 459 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:53,800 - Look, he has the pilot automatic! - Dumb. 460 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,800 There's no one there! 461 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,120 - Formigoni! - What is it? - Help! 462 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,200 Remove the stone from the accelerator. 463 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,000 andlt;No, don't take it off that we arrive first! 464 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,960 SQUEALING OF BRAKES 465 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,400 - What are you doing, idiot? - I'm taking my pants off! 466 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,880 Let's show them our butts too. 467 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,240 - What... - What do you want from me? 468 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:21,160 CONFUSED SCREAMING 469 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:28,280 andlt;There, I found it! I'll throw it away! 470 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:38,000 - andlt;It stops. - andlt;Earth! 471 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,320 - Free! - Save! 472 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,920 God thank you! 473 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,560 We were at the mercy of two rascals. 474 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:48,640 Hands arrives. 475 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:49,640 "Ariba" who? 476 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:50,400 Arrive! 477 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:51,320 How many words? 478 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,480 Hands up! 479 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,320 - Ah! - Above. 480 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:55,880 Things'? 481 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,600 - This? It's my beautiful face. - This. - Oh this? 482 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,400 - Blanco. - Blanco, the coke. 483 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,720 But it's not ours, It's scoundrels. 484 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,600 Ah, cocaine. 485 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:09,400 - Keep your hands up! - Keep the gun down, I'm scared! 486 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,880 Now I'm calling the police station and we're leaving. 487 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,680 SQUEALING OF BRAKES 488 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:21,960 SCREAMS 489 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,040 Luckily, he's alive! 490 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:31,200 SCREAMS 491 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,400 - Like Willie the coyote. - Beep beep! 492 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,000 - You do it well. - Beep beep! 493 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,000 HORN - andlt;What is it, the echo? 494 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,480 andlt;But which echo? It's a horn. 495 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:39,680 The bus! 496 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,480 Professors, I want applause. Moggini present here... 497 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,280 ..he fixed the broken sleeve with two extra large condoms! 498 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,040 Safe sex is needed! 499 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:51,920 Well done Moggini! 500 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,560 VERSES - Formigoni, go pee... 501 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,520 ..behind a bush so let's go. 502 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,480 - Already done. - Did you pee on yourself? 503 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,520 If that's why I did it even the big one. 504 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,640 - The poop? - Beep beep! 505 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,720 How disgusting you did it poop on you? 506 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:26,240 - andlt;Hi Ughetto! - Dad'? But what are you doing here? 507 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,960 andlt;And what do I do? I'm waiting for you. 508 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,080 I gave you a surprise, are you happy? 509 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,920 How did you know why did we come to this hotel? 510 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,600 How did I do it? With the magic finger. I called the high school. 511 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,280 - And I pinched you! - And Ibiza? 512 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,360 Exactly, in Ibiza when are we going there? 513 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,280 I can't stand you anymore with this Ibiza! 514 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,680 The ears asked me a day off. 515 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,280 I already explained it to you. I want spend some time with my son... 516 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:50,040 ..and then we go there to this Ibiza. 517 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,760 Again, again! My mom was right. 518 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:56,320 Stay away from divorcees with children, they are problematic. 519 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,000 But problematic with what? Once I can stay... 520 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,400 ..a few days with my son, I take advantage of it, right? 521 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,760 Miss, if you like I'll come to Ibiza with her. 522 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,440 Don't be an idiot. Now he's going to be a playboy! 523 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,240 Forgive him, Miss Jennifer. 524 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:13,200 But no professor, let him do it. We women are a bit coquettish. 525 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,880 Compliments flatter us. 526 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,640 - So if that's the case. - Le sorry if for a few days... 527 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,800 ..shall I join your group? - And Jennifer? - Always present. 528 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,800 So yes, but let's not go for discos, but for museums. 529 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,760 - Do you understand the word? - I like culture. 530 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,800 - At home I also have the encyclopedia.- Treccani? 531 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,280 No, "Dugatti"! Does the joke happen? 532 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,520 I'm cutting my wrists! He has to be careful. 533 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:33,920 An exaggerated joke! 534 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,840 (imitating him) To him the jokes run away! 535 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,440 Bravo. Anyway to repay me I have a salon in Ostia... 536 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,040 ..which is a jewel. - Cars? 537 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:44,280 No, a hairdresser's. From Figaro. Beautiful hair. 538 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,160 Is Beautiful Hair the subtitle? 539 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,000 LAUGH - She gets the jokes too! 540 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:52,600 Of course, he is Neapolitan. He's very funny! 541 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,120 However, I can help you whenever you want give your hair a trim. 542 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,000 And Jennifer can help you "manicure" your hands. 543 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,240 She with the file and scissors work wonders. 544 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,000 Yes, as Enzino says: "I'll soak it"! 545 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,680 Let's avoid ambiguous gestures, the boys. 546 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,040 Oh well, what did I say? 547 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,840 To her, for example, I could do a Pupo cut. 548 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:10,680 And would it be? 549 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:11,880 My business! 550 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,000 LAUGH 551 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,960 He manages to improve his batting at bat, exceptional! 552 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,440 Listen a little Figaro, How do you do my hair? 553 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:19,880 To you? Look what's in your head. 554 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,600 Insecticide. You have hair so dry that lice... 555 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,440 ..they go around with the water bottle! 556 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,400 This is cute. Remember a first style Woody Allen. 557 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,640 Anyway we're going to now take possession of the rooms. 558 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:31,640 Come on guys. 559 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,960 Go! 560 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,800 Goodbye and always yours arrangement, with Jennifer. 561 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,240 - Slowly because I got it sunstroke.- Walk. 562 00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:39,600 Dad'! 563 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,520 Congratulations Miss for soaking. 564 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,920 Guys, don't stop about Jennifer. Let's go! 565 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,520 - Hello. - For me neither the 13th nor the 17th. 566 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,240 andlt;What do I do, the doorman? 567 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,680 But what a drag! You owed me take to Ibiza to dance. 568 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,560 Now let's go around the museums. 569 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,720 Can you see how ignorant you are? You feel like dancing in Seville. 570 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,960 This is the home of flamenco. 571 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:12,760 THEY RING 572 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:27,680 THEY RING 573 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:42,000 THEY RING 574 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,160 andlt;Baila! 575 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:53,000 THEY RING 576 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,000 Ole'! 577 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,280 andlt;Who is this? 578 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:06,440 Ole'! 579 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:12,720 VERSES OF ANGER 580 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:18,680 THEY RING 581 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:19,760 It's mine! 582 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:21,320 It's mine! 583 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,120 THEY RING 584 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:28,440 What? 585 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:34,240 SCREAMS 586 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:35,600 What a pain! 587 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,720 SCREAMS 588 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,080 Coffee, newspapers. 589 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,440 THEY APPLAUD 590 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,600 (together) Well done. 591 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,040 THEY APPLAUD 592 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,160 Next time, instead of coming to the theater... 593 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,640 ..sleep in the hotel which is more comfortable. 594 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:58,080 - Seven times eight? - Prof relax. It's evening. Relax! 595 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:05,000 VERSES 596 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:06,720 SCREAMING IN PAIN 597 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,640 - I really caught my foot. - It's been all evening... 598 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,600 ..that steps on my toes. - All evening? - All. 599 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,080 - It's the first time. - Is this the first time? Damn! 600 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,520 You are my downfall! I can't take it anymore, okay? 601 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,600 You're crazy, by dint of teach numbers, you give them! 602 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,520 COMPLAINTS - andlt;What a pain! 603 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,120 My foot! 604 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,760 - So, you liked it flamenco? - Two balls! 605 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,360 But always two balls? THE flamenco two balls,... 606 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,040 ..bullfighting two balls. Can we know what you like? 607 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,320 - Ibiza. Ibiza! - Two balls with this Ibiza! 608 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,640 andlt;Madonna guys! Am I dreaming or am I awake? 609 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,400 Look at all these youngsters! 610 00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:45,440 - Hello, we Italians! - From Milan. 611 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,520 We San Francisco, California. 612 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,360 San Francisco, California. HI! 613 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,600 LAUGH 614 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,840 Quick, everyone on the bus. We have to go back to the hotel. 615 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,520 - andlt;Are you also on a school trip? - Yes, let's tour Europe. 616 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,040 - We only tour Spain. - Ah, the Vuelta. 617 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,880 Do you know the Vuelta? Compliments! 618 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,600 I love cycling, I also did some competitions. 619 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,640 I could have sworn it, given the tax bill exuberant, athletic. 620 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,800 - I teach physical education. - Not me, I teach literature. 621 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,680 You know, those boring subjects. 622 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,440 Much pleasure, Salvatore Rondinella. 623 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,960 Nice to meet you, Margaret Granger. 624 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,120 Maggie for friends. 625 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,640 So it's a term of endearment as a term of endearment. 626 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,080 My name is Sasa'. 627 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,000 What a pain! 628 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:28,840 Jack! 629 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,120 We would like pasta by Dr. Ciccarelli. 630 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,880 - I can't believe it. - What Jack? 631 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,000 That's a high school colleague. Any idiot. 632 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,840 Maggie, we have to hurry or we will find the restaurant closed. 633 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,800 I'm coming, Sally. Goodbye, It was a pleasure meeting you. 634 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,280 The pleasure was all mine. 635 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,560 - Happy Tour. - Happy Europe. 636 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,160 Hi Maggie! 637 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,360 LAUGH - Jack. 638 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:50,840 Come on, let's go. 639 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,720 - So bye, I have to go. - HI. 640 00:31:58,760 --> 00:31:59,720 I'm Nicole. 641 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:00,760 I Ugo. 642 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,600 And well done Ughetto! You got the foreigner! 643 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,760 Good blood doesn't lie, you're like dad. 644 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,320 When he sees prey... 645 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,000 HE PRETENDS TO GROW - He doesn't forgive. 646 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,760 Dead of sleep, but what are you saying? 647 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:13,640 Dead of sleep? 648 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,760 I take Viagra as a tranquilizer! 649 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,120 How dare you? I am a mythological figure. 650 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,560 Half man, half jaguar. 651 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,400 Get it over with if I didn't give myself I have to do... Don't make me talk! 652 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,280 Remember that they are always women... 653 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,520 ..the ones that take the initiative. - But of what? 654 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,920 It's the man who decides. He is the king of the forest. 655 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,680 When he's hungry he looks around chooses the antelope... 656 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:35,560 ..and he sticks it in! - Now start with this story! 657 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,880 Listen to dad. 658 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:04,760 Lunch break. 659 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,520 (together) Ole'! 660 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,800 Bring me what you want, just a juice... 661 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:19,280 ...of bull balls, but as long as it's frozen. 662 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,720 My goodness, how boron you are! 663 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,320 He spoke Camilla Parker Bowles. 664 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,200 Feel what I have under my armpits! Seafood! 665 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,440 - Your dad is too strong. - In short, a bit heavy. 666 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,000 But how heavy? You should see my parent! 667 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,200 At least yours makes you laugh, he's nice. 668 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,240 - andlt;Ugo! - Nicole! 669 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,040 I felt it that I would see you again. 670 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,080 Please sit down. 671 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,200 My goodness, it's hot! 672 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:49,840 Maggie! 673 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,600 LAUGH 674 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,600 - Good morning. - Good morning. 675 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,720 - Good morning Sally. - Yes'! 676 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,640 - It's a small world. - A citadel. 677 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,200 Just to mention the great Cronin. 678 00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:02,400 Who? 679 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,800 Cronin, the great English writer. 680 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:08,280 Never heard of it. I am only gym teacher. 681 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,040 But for goodness' sake! At the bottom Who could this Cronin be? 682 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,760 - Where is your friend Archimedes? - Archimedes? I do not know. 683 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,280 There he is. 684 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,440 Come on, kitty, smile! Beautiful, little one! 685 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,280 - What are you doing? - Photographer cats, as usual. 686 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,840 - It's his hobby. - How sweet! 687 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,960 But how do you do it to photograph cats? 688 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,320 So many beautiful things to photograph! 689 00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:34,960 RECALL THE CAT - Where are you going? Come here. 690 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,400 andlt;Become a star, Garfield 3! 691 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,920 But no, come here! Where are you going? 692 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:44,160 andlt;Little one, come here. Little one! 693 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,840 andlt;Comment a va, petit? 694 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,160 Is everything okay? 695 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,040 Where are you going? 696 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,320 Look where it went. 697 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,720 But you're a rascal! 698 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:57,160 Now I'll show you. Now I'll catch you. 699 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:59,320 Ah if I catch you! 700 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:01,320 I'm panting 701 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,000 MEOWS 702 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,640 I'm going. My brother-in-law awaits me in Madrid... 703 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:09,400 ..for his birthday. - No, please! 704 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,960 Don't go, stay a little longer. 705 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:15,240 I can't stand him up, he's the king of Spain! 706 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,360 I bet there will be too that witch of your wife. 707 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,840 Please, one more time! 708 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:22,560 My love. 709 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,960 For me a scandal it would be disastrous. 710 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,600 A racket! 711 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:31,520 Look, it's the cover of "Hola" with the entire royal family. 712 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,200 Shitface, stay still! 713 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,880 Everything comes out of focus for me, I told you don't move. 714 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,600 andlt;Stay still! 715 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,560 But it's humbling to have to always meet like this. 716 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:43,400 Like two clandestine lovers, hidden in a life here... 717 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:48,240 ..to escape the paparazzi. I'm broke! You understand? Route! 718 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,680 Broken yes, but it's worth it. 719 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,520 Because I'm crazy about you. 720 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,720 I'm crazy about you. 721 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,520 - Crazy about you! - Yes'! 722 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,080 Crazy! There's a paparazzo! 723 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,240 Gotcha! 724 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:10,240 You called him right? For advertising! 725 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,280 But no, I promise you. It is not true. 726 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:14,920 Maybe he followed me. 727 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,920 There it is, I have it! 728 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,840 It's a really nice service. 729 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,760 Now you have to recover the photo at any cost. 730 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,480 Is she married? 731 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,800 No, I'm a widow. 732 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,760 But really? So young? 733 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,360 I lost my husband in a tragic accident. 734 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:35,400 I am sorry. 735 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:40,480 - But I'm not never married. - Why? 736 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,040 Who knows? Maybe life. Maybe because when I was... 737 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,280 ..when I was young I had too many ideas in the head. 738 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,280 I would have liked it be an artist. 739 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,760 Dancing, singing, acting. 740 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,520 Sorry baby, I'm in a head elsewhere. 741 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:58,120 But I wasn't lucky. So I remained single. 742 00:36:58,360 --> 00:36:59,560 Single professor. 743 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,200 Which I don't mind, after all my students are like children. 744 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:04,920 How cute! 745 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,240 But I confess that I miss a wife. 746 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,760 Who knows, maybe one day if I found the right person... 747 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,640 - Archimedes! - Archimedes? 748 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,160 How did it go with the kittens? 749 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:15,920 Please? 750 00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,400 His friend Sasa' he told me about his hobby. 751 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,240 - I'm Margareth. - Margherita pizza? 752 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,880 No, they call her Maggie. She's a gym teacher. 753 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,680 They are too on a school trip. 754 00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,760 (whispering) Go away. - Sit with us. 755 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,840 - Show me your photos. - He has to photograph the cats! 756 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:30,880 Look here. 757 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,720 - andlt;It's beautiful.- It looks like one I have at home. 758 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,480 - andlt; His equal. - andlt;Really? Does he only have one? 759 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,200 Nevertheless, Einstein, Euclid, Pythagoras. 760 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,520 - I bet he teaches math.- andlt;Exactly. 761 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,080 - andlt;Seven times eight? - andlt;Not my strong suit. 762 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,440 andlt;You haven't worked up an appetite by dint of taking photographs? 763 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,440 - My stomach opened up. - It's closed to me. 764 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,480 - Eat this nice sandwich. - Thank you. 765 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,400 Wait what I do a photo, like this. 766 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:55,440 Tac! 767 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,320 THEY LAUGH - I immortalized the sandwich! 768 00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,120 When I like things I photograph them. 769 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,960 LAUGH - I ate one too. 770 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,960 There's everything, it's full of tomato, mayonnaise,... 771 00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,960 ..tons of garlic. 772 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,000 Archimedes? 773 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:19,000 There you have it, away with the air bubble. We are ready. 774 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:20,760 Come on, discover yourself. 775 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,800 But I don't want to be seen my little ass from you! 776 00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:28,040 Either you discover yourself or you suffocate to death. What do you want to do? 777 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:33,160 Okay, but don't look. I pull down my panties. Here you are. 778 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,520 How can you not look? I have to watch it! 779 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,480 - You look up. - Madonna del Carmine! 780 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:40,160 - It's something shocking. - What happened? 781 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:43,960 It's huge, you have to believe me. The double that of a normal butt. 782 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,600 - Don't make compliments! - Impossible not to appreciate. 783 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,360 - You thought so. - Are you sick with your liver? 784 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,320 - No. Why? - andlt;You are full of pimples. 785 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,280 You can see that probably I must have eaten a peanut. 786 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,400 A? A bucket. They're really pustules. 787 00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,680 - But when? - Shut up. 788 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:04,280 Ready? Then you hold back I'm out of breath, I'll count to 5... 789 00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:07,080 ..and then I post. I go. - I'm suffocating. 790 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:08,520 - Huh? - I'm suffocating. 791 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,640 Don't worry, then I count to 4. 792 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:14,160 - One, two... - Stop! 793 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,600 - Can you stop me already at two? - Have you disinfected? 794 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,160 Talk, talk. You make me distracted and I forget important things. 795 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:22,520 It was an infection, was festering. 796 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,840 We amputated the leg. Are we ready? Here you go. 797 00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,520 SCREAMS 798 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,680 andlt;What happened now? 799 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,800 - Did you do it for me? - andlt;No, I passed the wad. 800 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,160 I felt a pinch. 801 00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:32,960 Zac! 802 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,280 SCREAMS 803 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,040 It doesn't count, you didn't count! It's not worth it! 804 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:40,680 A masterpiece is coming, come in and it's wonderful. 805 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,160 CELL PHONE 806 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:45,920 Shh! 807 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:47,640 Ready? 808 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:53,360 andlt;Hey! Aunt Luisa beautiful! How are you dear? 809 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:55,800 andlt;It's aunt Luisa, my mom's cousin. 810 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,440 But what do I care? 811 00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,520 I knew it. He asked you 7 Euros, he owes you 6 Euros... 812 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,240 ..the umbrella and the chair and he has to give you the second row. 813 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,240 The needle, remove the needle! Burn! 814 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:10,360 Stay calm, sing something! Think of a beautiful landscape. 815 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,960 Think of a beautiful meadow, do you like meadows? 816 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,880 - Eh. - No, I'm talking to my colleague. 817 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,280 - Do you like meadows? - Eh. 818 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,440 And there are many beautiful flowers, with many beautiful daisies. 819 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,680 THEY SCREAM 820 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,960 - I'll strangle you! - I'll call you back. 821 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,520 Seeing as you're deflated? The injection worked. 822 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,040 It worked, but you got me the sciatic nerve... 823 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,400 ..and my butt hurts now. - andlt;If I had caught you... 824 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,520 andlt;..the sciatic nerve you would be lame. 825 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,800 andlt;Anyway it wasn't a romantic injection. 826 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,440 - Romantic injection? - Eh. - Do me a favor. 827 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,640 Go back to your room. This is really stupid! 828 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:44,840 Romantic injection! 829 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:55,280 which had a black spot... 830 00:40:55,360 --> 00:41:00,880 ..on the snout is an old woman little house near the sea. 831 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:04,680 which I don't see now. 832 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:09,400 Miss. 833 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,120 Miss, please. 834 00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:15,400 - Ana Montez, the super famous! - Yes, it's me. 835 00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,600 I need a huge favor. 836 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,880 - Yes. - I need it to enter that room now. 837 00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:25,320 I want to make a surprise to my new boyfriend. 838 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:29,080 That Italian professor, the bald one? 839 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,320 Yes, but you don't know how macho he is! 840 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,680 I'm crazy about him. 841 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,880 - Thank you. - Please. 842 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:44,320 - Can you sign an autograph for me? - Shh! Yes.- I'm Isabel. 843 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,720 Thanks, I'll look into it to my mom. 844 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,320 - Thank you. - Or. 845 00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:59,680 SHOWER NOISE 846 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,840 andlt; with the remainder of two. 847 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:06,240 andlt; with the remainder of two. 848 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:08,920 andlt; 849 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,640 THEY KNOCK 850 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,200 andlt;Arrival! 851 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,520 THEY KNOCK 852 00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,320 andlt;I'm in the shower, a moment! 853 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,960 per lot, 25, 60, 38. 854 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:46,760 Oh! 855 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,760 Greetings! I passed to see how he is. 856 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,520 Much better, thanks. She was very kind. 857 00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:55,480 I was a little worried, it swelled up so much! 858 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,040 When I eat garlic, since I'm allergic,... 859 00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,920 ..everything explodes in me, I become a thing... 860 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,880 VERSES - Then it passes. 861 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:02,960 THEY LAUGH 862 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,400 I'm happy to see that everything is fine now. 863 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,600 - Okay, thanks. Until we meet again. - Until we meet again. 864 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,760 - Thank you, very kind. - Look. - Yes? 865 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,400 If I don't bother you, do you have a minute? 866 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,720 A minute with me? Please take a seat. 867 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,200 - But don't look around, there's a mess! - No, no. 868 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,240 What does he want? I am a man! 869 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,640 LAUGH - andlt;Imagine, there is no problem. 870 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,240 I almost had a heart attack when last night... 871 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,000 ..I saw her outside from "Flamenco". 872 00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,720 I don't understand, why? 873 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,840 - It could be the twin of my husband.- Ah. 874 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,160 VERSES OF AMAZING 875 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,400 andlt;But this is me. 876 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,960 But I'm the same! Younger, with more hair,... 877 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,880 ..but it's me. Same, same. 878 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,000 No, it's Jack Hoffman. 879 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:52,160 Professor of astrophysics at the University of Berkeley. 880 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:57,440 Actually, I should say "was". He died at Christmas two years ago. 881 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:05,360 (crying) I'm so sorry, because he looked so much like me! 882 00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,520 He was the most important man of my life. 883 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,080 ("I was a young girl then student. 884 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,640 And a day in the library at university... 885 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:22,600 ..Jack came in loudly in my life.") 886 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:30,400 SCREAMS 887 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,800 ("He broke three ribs and both legs. 888 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,760 It was all my fault, so I felt I had to... 889 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:41,400 ..take care of him. Not he could walk for 40 days. 890 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,240 And it was 40 days happiest in my life.") 891 00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:48,640 ("Jack was a special man. He was intelligent, witty,... 892 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:52,360 ..incredibly cultured, he knew all about stars and planets. 893 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,960 Actually he looked like it too live among the stars. 894 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,600 Physically it won't be it was great...") 895 00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,720 ("...but he had a mind fantastic. 896 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,400 And a few months later made an important decision.") 897 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,320 Jack! 898 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:17,720 - Hello. - Hello. 899 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,360 I want to ask you something. 900 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:23,200 Close your eyes, close them just for a moment. 901 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,800 Oh! 902 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,520 Would you like to marry me? 903 00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,840 ("We haven't been there since then more separated. 904 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,200 He was twenty years older than me, but It was as if we were the same age.") 905 00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:40,000 I'm afraid I bored her with my story. 906 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,680 andlt;But from the moment where I saw her... 907 00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,800 ..it was as if he had returned. 908 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,680 Certainly the resemblance it's extraordinary. 909 00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:50,040 - Even physically I mean.- E you are both teachers. 910 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,400 andlt;The only difference It's just that I didn't get married... 911 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,680 ..because I never had lucky enough to fall... 912 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,120 ..from a ladder into her arms. 913 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,400 I was lucky to meet Jack. 914 00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,440 And you are right two drops of water. 915 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,320 What's happening to her? Didn't he eat any more garlic? 916 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,680 No, it's the emotion. 917 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:11,120 LAUGH 918 00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:15,560 He's shy! How cute. No, Jack wasn't shy. 919 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,520 But I do, I'm a little shy. 920 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,400 On the other hand also the situation... 921 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:23,000 I never found myself in a hotel room... 922 00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:25,320 ..with a lady, alone. 923 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,480 SNEEELS 924 00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,120 But who is there? 925 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:34,280 Sorry, you can tell I am allergic to dust. 926 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,360 I'm so embarrassed. Not I imagined he had company. 927 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,040 Me neither. Who are you? 928 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,280 But come on, you know it very well, Don't play dumb! 929 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,160 You know who I am and why I'm here. 930 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,920 - It's better that I leave you alone. - No, sorry. 931 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:51,040 I can assure you that this Miss, I don't know you. 932 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,600 - And I never knew her. - You don't owe me any explanations. 933 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,200 Anyway, congratulations for its good taste. 934 00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:01,200 Miss, what are you doing? He made a mess! 935 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,280 You wanted to fuck me, huh? 936 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,800 Instead it's me that I fucked you. 937 00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:07,120 - But... - Goat! 938 00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,480 The goat of Seville. 939 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,200 Like the barber of Seville. 940 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:23,760 "THE BARBER OF SEVILLE" IN THE BACKGROUND 941 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,320 942 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:35,120 943 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,480 944 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,360 945 00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:48,160 "THE BARBER OF SEVILLE" IN THE BACKGROUND 946 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,880 everyone wants me. 947 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:55,160 Old men and girls. 948 00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:58,280 beard soon! 949 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,640 ticket soon. 950 00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:02,520 everyone wants me. 951 00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,400 everyone wants me. 952 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,120 beard soon! 953 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:07,440 954 00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:11,080 955 00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:18,840 Figaro, Figaro! 956 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,960 Alas'! What a crowd! 957 00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:30,320 For goodness' sake, for goodness' sake! 958 00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,040 one at a time. 959 00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:37,520 960 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:38,720 961 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:40,280 962 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,080 963 00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,880 Figaro is here, Figaro is there. 964 00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,560 Figaro is there. 965 00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:47,960 Figaro is up. 966 00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:51,000 you are very famous. 967 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,360 andlt; unfortunately for you... 968 00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:56,000 ..Sasa has arrived. I am the cockerel of this city! 969 00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,400 RIDE 970 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,600 I'm very unlucky... 971 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,160 very pissed off. 972 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:03,600 but how unfortunate... 973 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:07,960 he wants to screw me. The, the, the... 974 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,840 This makes me grow horns! 975 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,880 makes me tick... 976 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,600 just shit! 977 00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:20,560 but shit! 978 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,240 979 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:27,920 980 00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:29,360 Take a shit! 981 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:34,040 andlt;Professor! What is he doing, sleeping? Wake up! 982 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:35,360 - Professor! - Huh? 983 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,080 Come, they are making a movie. 984 00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,160 - A movie? - Yes, "The Barber of Seville". 985 00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:40,720 Figaro? But it's incredible. 986 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:41,960 No, the incredible thing... 987 00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:44,720 ..it's because they took the professor Rondinella to play a part. 988 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,880 - Go to hell! - Come and see. 989 00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:48,560 I'll come and see yes. 990 00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,440 (in Spanish) Thank you, thank you. Master. 991 00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:57,720 - Very nice, Sasa'. - Rondinella Sasa'. 992 00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,480 But how did it happen here, Swallow? 993 00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,720 It seems that he is not an actor arrived from Madrid. 994 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,400 Then the director he got pissed off. 995 00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:07,400 Then he looked around, he saw Sasa', he looked him up and down... 996 00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:08,240 ..and asked him:... 997 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,360 .."You should do it a part in my film?" 998 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,400 But what a movie, it's fiction. 999 00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,200 - It's perfect Count of Almaviva.- Really? 1000 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,080 Evidently it's because I was born in the Spanish Quarter. 1001 00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:22,320 Naples, Via Toledo. It flows through me Spanish sangria in my veins. 1002 00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:23,240 andlt;Professor! 1003 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:26,040 - Shame on you! - What are you doing, you gnaw? 1004 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,040 But what a joke! You're ridiculous! 1005 00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,440 - Buffoon! IT MAKES A RATTLE 1006 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:30,720 Shut up, envious! 1007 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,560 He said I'm perfect, the master, as Spanish. Real? 1008 00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,240 If I opened a second career... 1009 00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,280 ..I would turn and round the salary. 1010 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,600 (in Spanish) Everyone ready. - Not that culture... 1011 00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:43,360 - Escuchame. - "Sorry, rosecon". LAUGH 1012 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,160 But who's going to bother you! 1013 00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:49,720 - andlt;You come in and tell Figaro... - Figaro. 1014 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,640 - Figaro. - Rondinella, very happy. 1015 00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:52,920 - Figaro. - Teacher. 1016 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,080 Figaro, Let's go to your destination. 1017 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,800 I tell him... Sorry, to make it better. 1018 00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,960 The meaning of "despacho"? 1019 00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:03,600 And... Your shop, your shop. 1020 00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,080 Ah, it means shop. Did you hear that, little rose? 1021 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,960 I speak in the language by Garcia Lorca. 1022 00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:13,280 - Garcia who? - What do I know! Sara a Real Madrid player. 1023 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:14,320 Motor. 1024 00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:18,240 andlt;"Barber of Seville", before. 1025 00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,080 - Action! (softly) Shall I go? 1026 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,080 Figaro, Let's go to your gazpacho. 1027 00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,800 Stop! Despacho, no gazpacho. 1028 00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:29,200 Gazpacho is a soup. 1029 00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,360 While I was saying it I noticed it. 1030 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:36,760 See the combination. Just yesterday I ate it. 1031 00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,120 andlt;A little heavy. There was a lot garlic, can you feel your breath? 1032 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,240 I apologize, I'm not wrong anymore. 1033 00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:43,040 - Okay, another time. - At the partition? 1034 00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,000 - andlt;Otra vez. - At the partition.- andlt;Otra vez. 1035 00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,280 - Let's go? - andlt;Otra vez. 1036 00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,200 - Ah, position? - andlt;The first position. 1037 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,640 I apologize, I didn't understand. 1038 00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:53,280 Figaro, "despacho", not "gazpacho". 1039 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:57,000 Gazpacho is a soup. LAUGH 1040 00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:58,160 Engine! 1041 00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,880 andlt;"The Barber of Seville", second. 1042 00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:03,840 andlt;Action. 1043 00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:09,920 - Figaro, let's go to you much. - andlt;Stop! 1044 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,480 But what "muchacho", it's "despacho". 1045 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,400 I noticed it while I was saying it. 1046 00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:18,360 All these words with the ending in "acho"... 1047 00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,680 ..they make me cheat the "linguacho". LAUGH 1048 00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:24,320 - I see this really badly career!- Give me a 5! 1049 00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:25,800 Another day 1050 00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:30,280 Ah, the partition. No muchacho, not gazpacho, but despacho. 1051 00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:31,360 - At the partition? - andlt;Yes. 1052 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,480 At the partition. Small partition, sandwich. RIDE 1053 00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:35,520 - andlt;Engine! - andlt;Engine! 1054 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,000 "The Barber of Seville", third. 1055 00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:39,080 Action! 1056 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,880 - Gaucho, let's go to your destination! - andlt;Stop! 1057 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:46,040 andlt;I said it, despacho! True what did I say? Say, master. 1058 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,560 Yes, but first gaucho said. 1059 00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:49,800 Even gaucho! 1060 00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,800 Gaucho, I told you gaucho! 1061 00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:54,600 Forgive me, master. I know why I'm wrong. 1062 00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,280 There's someone in the middle to the public... 1063 00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:59,600 andlt;..that gives me the evil eye! Bad luck! 1064 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:01,080 Why don't you leave? 1065 00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:02,720 You were a borracho! 1066 00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:05,280 Another word in "acho". Did you hear? 1067 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:06,640 What does it mean "borracho"? 1068 00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:08,320 A drunk! 1069 00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:09,400 Drunk? 1070 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,680 Borracho to me? 1071 00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:14,600 "Hey old man, cheers to this macho". 1072 00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:18,480 "If you don't withdraw the wordcho Do you know what I'm doing?" 1073 00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:22,360 "I uncork this pelacho, and you stick to the cacho!" 1074 00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,400 CHEERS 1075 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:28,200 And go Italy! When it's needed, it's needed! But who are you? 1076 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,680 andlt;The master, but do me a favor! 1077 00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,600 APPLAUSE - And go! 1078 00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:35,480 - And go, and go! - Well done, professor! 1079 00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,400 Hold here! 1080 00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:40,120 - But who does he think he is? - But who are you? 1081 00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:43,120 Professor, for once I rooted for you. 1082 00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,960 - Italian pride! - Come here. - Brothers of Italy. 1083 00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,640 (together in Spanish) Good morning. 1084 00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:49,960 THEY EXULT 1085 00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:51,400 Naples and Milan! 1086 00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:53,120 (in Spanish) The cocaine guys! 1087 00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:54,760 2 to 1! 1088 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:58,120 (in Spanish) Now let's adjust the accounts. - The carabinieri! 1089 00:53:58,200 --> 00:53:59,320 SPEAK SPANISH 1090 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:03,120 - Eh! - Formigoni, run away! Let's escape! 1091 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,560 SPEAK SPANISH 1092 00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:07,280 But what is it, another fiction? 1093 00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:09,800 Yes, it will be "Carabineros 7"! 1094 00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,320 Oh, you're also wrong I make jokes! 1095 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,240 But how much I'm nice! 1096 00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:17,960 - andlt;Let's hide here. - He's putting us in prison. 1097 00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:23,280 ORGAN MUSIC 1098 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,520 - What are you doing? - A "pragaria". 1099 00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,080 - To whom? - I am devoted. 1100 00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:31,760 Move if they catch us they kill us. Walk. 1101 00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:33,800 (repeats) It's late! - What do you want? 1102 00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,080 Get dressed, come on! 1103 00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,240 - Dress, don't undress! - The shit, the shit. 1104 00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:38,440 The Neapolitan he doesn't steal. 1105 00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:40,840 - Yes, he does. - But what? I know! 1106 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:42,800 Do you know? What do you know? 1107 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,040 - I know! - "Passalabra". - Yes, Gerry Scotti. 1108 00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,440 - You know about the hooded ones. - Ah, the cappuccino. 1109 00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:49,360 The cappuccino he's at the bar. Cover yourself. 1110 00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:52,040 Discover yourself. Ahhh! My goodness, you are so ugly! 1111 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:57,160 ORGAN MUSIC 1112 00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:13,040 - We are safe! - That's better! 1113 00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:16,400 - Los zapatos, los zapatos. - Please? 1114 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,640 - Los zapatos. - Who crushed him? 1115 00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:20,320 (in Spanish) They are all barefoot. 1116 00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,000 andlt;The "scarpacho", take off the "scarpacho"! 1117 00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:23,400 - Another thing in "acho"? - Eh! 1118 00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,800 (repeats) Quick! (repeats) Quick! 1119 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:28,480 Take off the "scarpacho"! I'll give you a hand. 1120 00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:30,920 - Make your own shoes! - I hadn't calculated this! 1121 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,120 SCREAMS 1122 00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:40,280 THEY SING 1123 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:50,840 THEY SING 1124 00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:57,760 There he is! Never gives up, it's worse than a German shepherd. 1125 00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:00,240 COMPLAINTS 1126 00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:01,320 Why are they whipping us? 1127 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,360 (in Spanish) Come on, come on! Let's go! 1128 00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,760 (in Spanish) Grilled for Our Lord! 1129 00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,440 - The hot coals? - I prefer prison! 1130 00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:12,040 andlt;But what! He did it too Mino "D'Amacho", D'Amato... 1131 00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:13,880 ..to "Domenica In". - But who is he? 1132 00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:17,680 - Let's think of something fresh, of relaxing.- Relaxing. 1133 00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,240 He thinks he's running in a beautiful green meadow,... 1134 00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,840 ...among many beautiful... - Don't talk about daisies. 1135 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:27,240 No, I meant lots of panse'. Do you like pansy? 1136 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:31,120 (Together) 1137 00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:35,960 Please, gentlemen, grilled for Our Lord! 1138 00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:39,720 SCREAMING IN PAIN 1139 00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:42,000 They are not feet, they are 2 grilled chickens! 1140 00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,680 COMPLAINTS 1141 00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:46,440 - Actually, like two pizzas daisies.- No, no daisies. 1142 00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:48,040 You are right, like 2 capricious ones. 1143 00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:49,600 But Margherita she's capricious! 1144 00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:52,040 - Then how to marinate 2. - She liked the sea. 1145 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,920 - Margherita liked them too many things! SCREAMING IN PAIN 1146 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,240 andlt;Let's sing something refreshing. 1147 00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:00,200 - - No, another one. 1148 00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,160 - A fresher song. - 1149 00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:04,680 - Don't sing! (together) Ahh! 1150 00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:06,800 andlt;I'm cold from the heat! 1151 00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:11,160 - He's gone. - He walks away with his feet cooked. 1152 00:57:11,240 --> 00:57:13,400 - Did he go to Piedigrotta? - No, with your feet cooked! 1153 00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,280 - You don't understand anything! Let's go! - What do I know! 1154 00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:22,000 - Very quietly! COMPLAINTS 1155 00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:37,840 andlt;Our solar system It is made up of 9 planets. 1156 00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:40,960 The closest ones, the internal ones, I am Mars, Earth,... 1157 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:43,960 ..Mercury and Venus. The external ones, however,... 1158 00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:47,720 I am Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto. 1159 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,920 Maggie, but what a nice surprise! 1160 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,800 - What a pleasure to meet you again among the stars. - Ah! 1161 00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:56,760 - Nicole! - I missed you. - You too. 1162 00:57:57,160 --> 00:58:00,320 Some lucky stars have decided that we had to meet again. 1163 00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:02,400 andlt;Come on girls. 1164 00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:06,360 It's all the father, did you see that bastard? 1165 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,280 But we came here to go to Ibiza... 1166 00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,160 ..or to hold the candle to your son? 1167 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,720 But do you want to plant it? 1168 00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:13,880 You want to realize where did I bring you from? 1169 00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:17,160 This is the most beautiful planetarium of the world. Shut up and learn. 1170 00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:20,120 Come with me, I'll show you how the balls spin. 1171 00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:24,760 You see, I wanted to explain... Maybe this isn't the time. 1172 00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:27,160 - More calmly. - What a lucky coincidence. 1173 00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:30,000 The Planets of San Francisco and Milan reuniting. 1174 00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:32,320 - What cosmic banality. - Mind your own business. 1175 00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:34,360 - Hello Sasa. - Hi Maggie. 1176 00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:36,760 With the lady I was talking to him. 1177 00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:38,320 Do you have exclusivity? 1178 00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:41,120 No, don't think badly. Archimede is already busy. 1179 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:42,760 - No. - Come on! And with whom? 1180 00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:45,600 - With a charming woman Spanish.- No!- Seriously? 1181 00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:50,680 I just wanted to explain that to her I don't know that girl. 1182 00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:52,560 But if she was half naked in his room. 1183 00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:55,520 And well done Pythagorean. I did he wastes females in secret. 1184 00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:57,080 No, I am a serious person. 1185 00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,800 - Don't get upset! - Einstein he was a famous womanizer. 1186 00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:01,960 And he did the victim with me! 1187 00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:05,200 Sorry Maggie, which hotel are you staying here in Valencia? 1188 00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,560 El Cid Campeador. 1189 00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,800 Another lucky coincidence, the same hotel. 1190 00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:12,720 Then the conjunction exists of the planets. 1191 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,000 Understand, Formigoni? 1192 00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:17,040 Here they were reunited the planets again! 1193 00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:21,000 andlt;Guys, I'm giving this away to my doorman. 1194 00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,480 - His name is Saturnino. THEY LAUGH 1195 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:24,440 Ugo. 1196 00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:29,640 It's Venus. To remember me. 1197 00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:30,760 Okay. 1198 00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:34,160 Love, shall we send this to the store? 1199 00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:36,800 But you're stupid! 1200 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:39,800 That's what my friends think instead of going to Ibiza... 1201 00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:43,000 ..we went to Coccia by Morto.- But this is Mars! 1202 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,640 Here they have arrived with the Discovery, not with the skate! 1203 00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:48,000 In fact, I send them to the entire condominium. 1204 00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:50,720 One, two, three... 1205 00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:57,000 CONFUSED VOICE 1206 01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:06,520 andlt;"For the Most Beautiful Star". 1207 01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:18,000 See you at the hotel, at the hotel. HI. 1208 01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:19,320 Come on guys! 1209 01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:22,080 andlt;Mongini, don't do it always recognize! Salts! 1210 01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,480 andlt;Professor, Do you mind taking a photo of us? 1211 01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,840 - But...- Wait a minute. Do you have this for me too? 1212 01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:28,800 Okay, I'll keep it. 1213 01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:30,640 Thank you. Come, love. Are you ready? 1214 01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:33,520 At that time. 1215 01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:35,520 - Give me a kiss. - A beautiful smile. 1216 01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:38,720 - Track! Ready, photo taken! - Thank you. - Oh! 1217 01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:40,560 andlt;Look at the professor how objective is it... 1218 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,000 ..look at this masterpiece! It looks like an oil painting! 1219 01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:46,120 - andlt;Maggie! - What is it, Archimedes? 1220 01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:49,280 Maggie, she just got high a wrong idea about me. 1221 01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:52,600 I want to let you know who he really is... 1222 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,400 ..Archimede Formigoni. 1223 01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:58,120 - A thought for me? - Yes please. 1224 01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:02,680 It's just a little thought, but it's made from the heart... 1225 01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:05,200 ...and with everything the delicacy. 1226 01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:06,880 "Extralarge with tropical fruits". 1227 01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:08,360 With tropical fruits. 1228 01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:10,720 Have fun! 1229 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,400 12 tropical fruit goldoni! But why? 1230 01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:17,200 But what is this stuff? Things'? 1231 01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:20,000 (repeat) Craters! 1232 01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:23,080 - Love. - Yes? - Here. 1233 01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:26,720 - Look in the bag, there's a surprise for you. - But what is it? 1234 01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:30,880 A very tasty thought delicate that I hope you will like. 1235 01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:35,880 It's beautiful. 1236 01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:38,640 But how sweet! 1237 01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:44,600 "Para la Estrella mas Bonita". 1238 01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:46,320 andlt;It's a delicate thought, thanks. 1239 01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:48,080 Usually you're so material! 1240 01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:50,760 Instead, did you see? I'm romantic. 1241 01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:53,680 And tonight to celebrate we'll have a good time! 1242 01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:55,200 andlt;And go! 1243 01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:01,120 ("That night at the hotel Cid Campeador... 1244 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:02,880 ...the professor Archimede Formigoni... 1245 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:04,840 ..he couldn't to fall asleep. 1246 01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:07,000 He felt agitated.") 1247 01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:10,400 ("He couldn't rest for the bad figure made with Maggie. 1248 01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:12,200 And towards 4 in the morning... 1249 01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:14,280 ...to clarify that absurd misunderstanding... 1250 01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:16,760 ..he decided to write to her a letter".) 1251 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,720 "Dear Maggie. 1252 01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:26,480 In this few days passed together, thanks to her,... 1253 01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:29,400 ..I rediscovered a feeling... 1254 01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:32,520 ..which I thought was now buried inside me." 1255 01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:34,520 305. 1256 01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:37,800 304. 1257 01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:40,680 303. 1258 01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:42,240 Maggie. 1259 01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:56,720 ARCHIMEDES WHISTLES 1260 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:05,600 Look. The creator. The letter of love outside the door. 1261 01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:10,680 Look at that prose corny. 1262 01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:14,320 Like little songs of Sanremo, without shame. 1263 01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:15,720 You're really stupid. 1264 01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:19,520 Oh, Sasa'! 1265 01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:22,080 - Maggie. - What are you doing? - Huh? 1266 01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:24,000 This? 1267 01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:25,600 - A letter? - No... 1268 01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:27,520 - And for me? - No. 1269 01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:29,520 - Yes. - Wow! Thanks. 1270 01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:32,720 - No, but I had nothing to do with it. - Shh! 1271 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,600 - Let me read. - I would like to explain to you. 1272 01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:37,960 - Let me read.- I understand, but then he thinks that I... 1273 01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:39,720 My Lady! 1274 01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:43,360 "I'd like to talk to you of all this... 1275 01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:45,240 ..maybe at dinner just the two of us. 1276 01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:48,280 With all my admiration. Your professor." 1277 01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:50,880 Yes, it's terrible. 1278 01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:52,400 Does it make you laugh? 1279 01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:54,160 - She's beautiful. - Huh? 1280 01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:56,840 - Wonderful? - Did you like it? 1281 01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:59,000 - Yes'. - Truly. 1282 01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:00,120 You are a treasure. 1283 01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,080 I'm pleased because I wrote it from the heart. 1284 01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:04,920 Are you free tonight? Do you have plans for dinner? 1285 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,560 Zero commitments. 1286 01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:08,000 Okay. 1287 01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:10,960 Thanks again. 1288 01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:12,600 - Beautiful, huh? - andlt;Very. 1289 01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:22,360 Cheers. 1290 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:26,200 It is a privilege to receive a letter nowadays. 1291 01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:30,440 We all communicate via email or SMS. 1292 01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:32,200 But the person who decides to sit down... 1293 01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:33,880 ...and write to you those beautiful words... 1294 01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:36,160 ..he's a person of rare sensitivity. 1295 01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:37,120 And I appreciate it. 1296 01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:39,920 I am a literature professor, I love writing. 1297 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,960 You Italian men you are truly special. 1298 01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:44,400 Yes'? 1299 01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:46,480 What? 1300 01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:49,920 I do not know. 1301 01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:53,840 I think that's the way in which you treat a woman,... 1302 01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:55,360 ..how you make her feel. 1303 01:04:55,440 --> 01:05:00,000 Be careful, Maggie. I am different from Italian men. 1304 01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:02,680 Italian males to conquer a woman... 1305 01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:04,000 ..they tend to cheat. 1306 01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:07,160 They talk, they promise, they deceive her. 1307 01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:09,440 I don't, I am Neapolitan. 1308 01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:12,200 I don't like cheating, I'm spontaneous. 1309 01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:14,920 Even the letter I have for you I wrote it like this,... 1310 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:16,920 ..with the heart. Do you know what they say? 1311 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:20,120 That we Neapolitans we are from the heart. 1312 01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:23,600 How romantic you are. 1313 01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:31,360 THEY SPEAK SPANISH 1314 01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:33,680 Pablo, the gazpacho is ready for number 7? 1315 01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:35,160 One moment. 1316 01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:37,000 (in Spanish) What do you say, Carmen? 1317 01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:40,000 All right. If you want later let's have a drink. 1318 01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:43,120 (in Spanish) Okay. How beautiful. 1319 01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:46,160 But that's a little girl. He's 30 years younger than you. 1320 01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:48,080 I got organized. 1321 01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:52,200 I have a cousin who is a pharmacist who gave me the bomb. 1322 01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:55,360 With this I become more macho than Banderas. 1323 01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:59,880 - Tell me everything tomorrow. - Mm. 1324 01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:05,600 andlt;You remind me of a woman which I loved very much. 1325 01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:06,760 And what was he like? 1326 01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:09,520 She was a painter, unfortunately married. 1327 01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:12,000 - Thank you. (in Spanish) Enjoy your meal. 1328 01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:14,960 Gazpacho. No, despacho. 1329 01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:16,760 And I don't borracho. 1330 01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:19,960 Spain is strong, I like it. 1331 01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:24,320 VERSES 1332 01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:25,280 What's wrong with you? 1333 01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:28,840 VERSES 1334 01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:33,040 It has to be a small piece of garlic. 1335 01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:36,640 It lodged in the trachea. In Spain they put it everywhere. 1336 01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:39,000 Luckily not you are like Archimedes. 1337 01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:41,840 That's better. Archimedes "troubles", he calls the troubles. 1338 01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:44,520 Have you seen Mrs. Maggie? 1339 01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:46,840 She got it free evening. 1340 01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:49,040 She went to dinner with Mr. Rondinella. 1341 01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:51,200 Swallow? But it's not possible. But... 1342 01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:54,480 - You didn't know? - No. 1343 01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:58,440 And so we are left alone. 1344 01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:01,560 But we have all the kids to take out for dinner. 1345 01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:02,640 Excuse me, huh? 1346 01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:06,600 - Pizza or Chinese? - Pizza! 1347 01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:08,560 I would give it to him a pizza for that Sasa over there,... 1348 01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:09,960 ..which ruins me always everything... 1349 01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:13,480 - Guys. - Come on, hurry. 1350 01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:15,840 - Let's go. - It's about time, I'm hungry. 1351 01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:19,280 If only you knew how much I'm sorry to leave you. 1352 01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:22,000 But if I don't take her to Ibiza makes me a ball shake. 1353 01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:24,640 - Don't worry, have fun. - Thank you. 1354 01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:28,440 These days spent together they were a blast. 1355 01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:30,480 - Me too. - You had a good time with dad, huh? 1356 01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:32,680 Certain. I'll wait for you in Milan. 1357 01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:34,640 You can count on it. I saw the calendar. 1358 01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:37,240 - In October there is Inter-Roma. We'll break them down.- Okay. 1359 01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:38,080 Ugo! 1360 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,640 - You come? - Here I am. 1361 01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:43,440 Please, keep up the Antonelli banner. 1362 01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:46,120 You know what they called me at your age? Ace of Wands! 1363 01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:49,000 I had condoms made for me to the tailor! And I said it all! 1364 01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:51,920 - Hi dad, have a good trip. - Get busy. 1365 01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:55,400 It's all the father! 1366 01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:59,000 - What did they call you, "ace of clubs"?- Well? 1367 01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:00,880 Now you have a cotton swab! 1368 01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:03,800 - And I said it all! Let's go! - Very delicate! 1369 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,320 Look who's talking! 1370 01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:09,000 andlt;And tip the rest. 1371 01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:11,880 Thank you, sir. 1372 01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:14,920 Let it not be said that we are not generous in Naples. 1373 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:18,360 Thank you. It's been years since I had such a lovely evening. 1374 01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:22,000 It was a fantastic evening, unforgettable! 1375 01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:23,640 - Let's go? - Sure, if you want. 1376 01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:27,160 SCREAMING IN PAIN 1377 01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:30,440 SING 1378 01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:31,480 What is it? 1379 01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:35,520 No, I say. What a beautiful evening. Do we want to stay a little longer? 1380 01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:38,520 - As you prefer. - Look what a beautiful evening! 1381 01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:39,720 Mom! 1382 01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:41,640 - That's it, yes. - Yes'. 1383 01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:45,680 - I saw well, how beautiful stars! - Wonderful! 1384 01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:47,000 What a figure! 1385 01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:48,680 Waiter! 1386 01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:50,960 VERSES 1387 01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:53,440 - Are you okay? - Everything OK. 1388 01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:56,080 Only if it wasn't due to the handbrake being on... 1389 01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:59,200 ..it would be an evening... MUSIC FROM THE GUITAR 1390 01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:05,280 SING 1391 01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:07,800 How beautiful Spanish music! 1392 01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:11,800 SING 1393 01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:13,200 And come down! 1394 01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:20,320 SING 1395 01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:23,920 THEY LAUGH 1396 01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:28,600 - It's the music! THEY LAUGH 1397 01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:31,000 SING 1398 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:35,360 SING 1399 01:09:35,440 --> 01:09:38,240 The cage is coming. 1400 01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:40,960 I didn't imagine that you liked hats. 1401 01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,480 Are you kidding me? I have a collection of hats. 1402 01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:45,600 Sombreros, berets, fur hats. Everything! 1403 01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:47,400 And come down! 1404 01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:51,520 - It must be very late. - It's too late. 1405 01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:54,080 At a certain time you have to go to sleep. 1406 01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:56,440 See you tomorrow. 1407 01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:58,160 We don't go up together in the elevator? 1408 01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:00,800 Yep, we're on the same page, you're right. 1409 01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:04,440 - Let's go. - Our rooms they are almost communicating. RIDE 1410 01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:05,120 Pasqualino,... 1411 01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:07,920 ..you want to see what a fool he is turns into a great figure! 1412 01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:11,800 Oh Maggie, Thank God you're back! 1413 01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:14,880 - Did you hear what happened? - No. What happened? 1414 01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:16,800 Calm down, calm down. 1415 01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:19,400 Nicole Morrison she ran away. 1416 01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:20,600 What does it mean? 1417 01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:22,760 She left with one of Italian kids. 1418 01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:24,240 - Who? - Ugo. 1419 01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:25,720 Antonelli! 1420 01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:28,160 If I catch that wretch! 1421 01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:29,080 Emm! 1422 01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:31,680 Don't think about it, it's already booked. 1423 01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:32,720 Where did they go? 1424 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:34,480 I questioned his companions. 1425 01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:36,200 At the beginning they didn't want to talk... 1426 01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:39,320 ..but after a little encouragement... 1427 01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:40,960 ...they told me everything. 1428 01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:43,480 It seems that the two fugitives they went to Ibiza. 1429 01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:45,360 Ah, Ibiza. 1430 01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:48,680 -Again, are you obsessed? - Eh. 1431 01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:50,000 Like "left for Ibiza"? 1432 01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:52,680 Sasa' and Maggie are gone looking for the boys. 1433 01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:54,800 Nicole's father, Senator Morrison,... 1434 01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:58,040 ..he is one of the richest men and powerful people of California. 1435 01:10:58,120 --> 01:10:59,160 His foundation... 1436 01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:02,080 ..donate almost half the budget school year. 1437 01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:04,800 If the Senator found out that we lost your daughter... 1438 01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:08,600 ..Maggie and I would stay jobless forever! 1439 01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:12,520 Sasa' and Maggie are alone in Ibiza? 1440 01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:15,560 Exactly, like the two of us. 1441 01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:17,600 But I've already eaten, please! 1442 01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:19,200 Boys! 1443 01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:22,160 We want to lend a hand to Prof Rondinella... 1444 01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:24,200 ..to find Ugo and Nicole? (together) Yes. 1445 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,680 - Then everyone to Ibiza! (together) Ole'! 1446 01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:27,760 Mongini! 1447 01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:29,280 Mongini! 1448 01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:30,440 Mo... 1449 01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:33,000 Mongini, Ibiza! 1450 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:34,600 Exact. "People from Ibiza". 1451 01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:36,640 But no, let's all go to Ibiza. 1452 01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:40,800 - I love you, professor. - I already ate! 1453 01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:55,200 Wow, this island is huge. But how will we find them? 1454 01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:57,720 I'd start from the beaches. 1455 01:11:57,800 --> 01:12:00,040 We didn't come here to take a bath. 1456 01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:03,120 But Ugo and Nicole do. I think I know where they are. 1457 01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:06,360 - andlt;To Formentera. - andlt;What is it, a cheese? 1458 01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:09,080 But what cheese! It is the largest island trendy of the Mediterranean. 1459 01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:10,920 It's the dream of all of us young people. 1460 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:14,200 What's special about it? this island of Formentera? 1461 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:31,080 Now I understand what it is the specialty of Formentera. 1462 01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:32,440 The plum, the pussy! 1463 01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:34,760 But come on, professor, don't be boring! 1464 01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:36,200 Look a little what a masterpiece. 1465 01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:37,800 Other than that the Prado Museum, huh? 1466 01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:40,800 Because, that clapper there is it a masterpiece? It sucks! 1467 01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:43,200 - Bonjour, monsieur. - I don't speak French. 1468 01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:45,920 THEY LAUGH - What are you laughing at, idiot? 1469 01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:48,960 This umbrella who sold it to you? Gargamel? 1470 01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:51,800 You told him we were going to Smurf Beach? 1471 01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:56,480 - Ah...- Lorenzo, but what are you doing? Cover yourself! 1472 01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:59,040 - You're not ashamed of your belly outside? - But whose belly? 1473 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:01,280 This is the shelter, Downstairs is the games room! 1474 01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:02,640 BREATHE 1475 01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:05,120 But undress yourself too, everyone here is naked. 1476 01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:07,360 Not even dead, think if anyone sees me! 1477 01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:11,320 But who can see us? Not it you see we are left alone! 1478 01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:13,760 1479 01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:15,280 Mr. Antonelli! 1480 01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:18,080 Oh God, the math teacher! 1481 01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:19,720 Ugo's companions! 1482 01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:25,280 Let us see it, let us touch it! 1483 01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:26,520 But what are you doing here? 1484 01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:29,040 - It's all his fault son Ugo. - What happened? 1485 01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:29,840 Explain it to him. 1486 01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:32,480 He escaped from Valencia to come here to Ibiza. 1487 01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:33,400 It came from dad. 1488 01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:35,440 Yes, again with this story! 1489 01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:36,760 You don't have it understand yet? 1490 01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:38,440 They got bored of churches and museums! 1491 01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:41,400 - They came here to Ibiza to have fun! - Precise! 1492 01:13:41,480 --> 01:13:44,080 I'll give you a couple of balls! This is a dangerous place! 1493 01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:46,800 Full of crazy people, drug addicts, of people walking around naked! 1494 01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:49,560 You have to look for it first they commit stupid things! 1495 01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:53,440 - Here they are where they are! - He has them already caught. - Now they hear me 1496 01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:57,160 - And we're leaving!- andlt;Gotcha! - Here it is! What are you doing here? 1497 01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:59,240 What do you do it here instead? 1498 01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:01,800 You ran away like a mouse, as he would say. 1499 01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:05,320 Don't talk nonsense, it's been hours that we are looking for Ugo and Nicole. 1500 01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:07,800 If I don't find Nicole I can say goodbye to my job. 1501 01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:09,800 - His father is...- I know, It's Senator Morrison. 1502 01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:11,480 The patron of your school. 1503 01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:13,200 - I know. - The problem is big. 1504 01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:14,800 I'm not a patron you're welcome. 1505 01:14:14,880 --> 01:14:17,640 But if you don't find my son I'll have you arrested! 1506 01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:19,520 - No!- Exaggerated, let's keep calm. 1507 01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:21,280 The students where did you leave them? 1508 01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:23,640 I brought them with me. I'm... 1509 01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:25,760 Where are they? I can't find them anymore. They were here. 1510 01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:27,520 - andlt;And where are they? - I don't know. 1511 01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:29,280 I think they ran away them too. 1512 01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:31,280 So now we have to look for 40. 1513 01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:34,640 - You're an idiot, an idiot! - Me? - Yes! 1514 01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:37,960 andlt;Stay calm. Tonight there anyway let's catch everyone at the disco. 1515 01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:38,760 It's mathematical! 1516 01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:42,000 So if he's a mathematician there will find this genius again. 1517 01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:45,320 Sure, I'll find them again. Now I find them. 1518 01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:49,360 - Where will they be? - It makes us finish in prison. Let's go. 1519 01:14:49,480 --> 01:14:57,480 SOUND OF DRUMS 1520 01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:03,760 - 3,800 times 124? - How big is this island. 1521 01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:05,640 We have to think to an action plan. 1522 01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:07,880 How many will there be? the discos on this island? 1523 01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:10,000 - Eh. - About 40. - Oh, that's all? 1524 01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:13,320 Find our fugitives it will be child's play. 1525 01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:14,520 Always an optimist. 1526 01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:16,520 A little math I know her too. 1527 01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:18,480 According to the calculation of the probabilities... 1528 01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:20,680 ..he has to find them again go to hell. Excuse me. 1529 01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:23,800 Okay, I'm going to get the car. 1530 01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:26,960 Let's get started first the patrol the better. 1531 01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:29,680 - Let's go? - And put these hands down! 1532 01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:32,680 Hands? Hand! Full of fingers, but one hand! 1533 01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:35,400 - I'm going to pay the bill. - Yes, go. 1534 01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:39,560 Archimede, you can pass me by the purse? He's there in the chair. 1535 01:15:42,440 --> 01:15:43,320 Oops! 1536 01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:52,400 - Here you are. - Thank you. 1537 01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:55,640 This letter it's very important to me. 1538 01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:57,640 - Do you care a lot? - Mm. 1539 01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:00,400 It's from a person very sensitive. 1540 01:16:00,480 --> 01:16:03,920 - Do I know her? - Yes'. 1541 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:06,520 Well, I'll try to guess. 1542 01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:08,960 - Is he Italian? - Yes'. 1543 01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:11,680 He's a professor at Giuseppe Verdi high school? 1544 01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:13,720 LAUGH How did he figure it out? 1545 01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:16,640 If I don't know him, who is he? who knows him? I know him. 1546 01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:19,520 Of course, you know her well Mr. Rondinella. 1547 01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:21,640 SWALLOWS 1548 01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:25,160 - Rondinella? - Yes, his friend. Sasa' Rondinella. 1549 01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:27,400 An exceptional person. 1550 01:16:27,480 --> 01:16:31,480 A man from another time capable of deep emotions. 1551 01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:35,480 Excuse me for a moment, a moment. I have to... 1552 01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:39,520 I'm paying, I'll pay. 1553 01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:41,040 But that "I pay", disgusting worm? 1554 01:16:41,120 --> 01:16:43,600 - What happened to you? - That I wrote the letter. 1555 01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:46,000 - Lower your voice! - Instead you used it to win her over. 1556 01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:47,360 - Shut up! - "Shut up" what? 1557 01:16:47,440 --> 01:16:50,320 - First with Margherita, now with Maggie! - Margherita again? 1558 01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:53,600 I tell her everything and they spit you out in front of her! 1559 01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:55,800 But let's talk clearly. 1560 01:16:55,880 --> 01:16:57,680 Believe that Maggie could he be interested in you? 1561 01:16:57,760 --> 01:16:59,880 - Yes'. Because, what's wrong with me? - Nothing, you have everything. 1562 01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:02,840 - "Nothing" what? - But have you looked at yourself? - Yes. 1563 01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:04,240 Then, what's wrong with you? 1564 01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:06,640 Oh yes? No, she likes them guys like me. 1565 01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:07,640 - Yes'? - Yes'. 1566 01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:09,920 - If I do this she likes it. - Really? 1567 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,560 If I do this, she likes it more. 1568 01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:13,600 Why don't you go to be a puppet? 1569 01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:14,720 Face me the pleasure! 1570 01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:17,080 - On the other hand, Maggie likes them guys like me. - But when ever! 1571 01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:20,000 - Do we want to tell the whole story? - E let's say it all! Let's say it! 1572 01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,440 You had no chance, yes and no a peck on the cheek. 1573 01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:24,240 - I on the other hand... - "Instead" what? 1574 01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:27,120 I'm a gentleman, aren't you I would never say that I already have it... 1575 01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:28,840 - You? - Mm. - Ouch! 1576 01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:30,320 - Did you get hurt? - No. 1577 01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:32,960 Does your stomach hurt? What happened? 1578 01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:34,840 They moved on you the bowels? 1579 01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:38,960 - You're a piece of shit! - But this is really stupid! 1580 01:17:39,040 --> 01:17:41,920 But... It's not possible. 1581 01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:45,720 I almost become gay, like this at least I solved the problem. 1582 01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:48,720 Look how beautiful, a kitten. 1583 01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:50,920 It's the same as that that was in Seville. 1584 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,920 Little one, hello. 1585 01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:56,680 You know you are better of many men? 1586 01:17:56,760 --> 01:17:58,360 Wait, I'll take a nice photo of you. 1587 01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:01,280 Come on. Come here. Give a nice smile. 1588 01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:02,880 I'll do it for you with zoom. 1589 01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:05,680 Your eyes come to you beautiful beautiful. 1590 01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:07,880 andlt;Where are you going? Come here. 1591 01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:09,600 andlt;Come on, stop. 1592 01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:11,760 Where are you? There he is. 1593 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,640 Now I'll do you a close-up. 1594 01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:18,720 (in Spanish) What a man, what a macho! 1595 01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:27,160 (in Spanish) Honey, I'm leaving. 1596 01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:29,920 My wife thinks that I am at golf. 1597 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:32,240 You know what the camp closes at 8. 1598 01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:36,160 (in Spanish) No, please, five more minutes. 1599 01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:38,320 andlt;Stop there. How beautiful. 1600 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:40,520 (in French) andlt;It's small, tiny. 1601 01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:42,400 - Gotcha! (in Spanish) andlt;It's not possible! 1602 01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:44,960 - It's persecution! - What is it? 1603 01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:47,200 The usual paparazzo that hunts us. 1604 01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:48,720 1, 2, 3. Tac, tac, tac. 1605 01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:50,760 (in Spanish) I'm ruined! 1606 01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:54,200 - If I catch him I'll kill him! - Ruined! 1607 01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:58,360 - andlt;I am ruined. (in Spanish) andlt;I'll kill him. 1608 01:18:59,160 --> 01:19:02,720 "Ma'am, you want to come with us in discos?" 1609 01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:06,960 "We can pay much money for drinking". 1610 01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:09,640 - Talk like you eat, boy. - Are you Italian? 1611 01:19:09,720 --> 01:19:11,280 Of Monopoli, province of Bari. 1612 01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:14,800 And then, sorry, I'll pay for it myself. 1613 01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:16,920 Come on, let's go guys! 1614 01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:19,080 But go! 1615 01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:21,320 Ugo, look. 1616 01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:24,000 - Mongini! - Antonelli! 1617 01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:27,320 - Hi Nicole. - What are you doing here? 1618 01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:29,360 We came to look for you with the teachers,... 1619 01:19:29,440 --> 01:19:30,360 ..but we escaped. 1620 01:19:30,440 --> 01:19:33,240 Think about how pissed off they will be Rondinella and Formigoni! 1621 01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:34,160 Are you talking about me? 1622 01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:38,320 - I can explain everything to you. - Me too. 1623 01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:40,960 There's little to explain, I ran away too. 1624 01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:43,400 Listen Mongini, how's your evening going? 1625 01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:46,120 Well, we haven't still made plans. 1626 01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:47,720 I'll do it for you a nice little program. 1627 01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:49,160 First a nice mozzarella. 1628 01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:52,400 Then casino in the disco, because I want to get drunk! 1629 01:19:52,480 --> 01:19:53,880 Really, professor? 1630 01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:56,320 But what a teacher! Call me Archi, little head! 1631 01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:07,040 MUSIC 1632 01:20:16,040 --> 01:20:21,920 MUSIC 1633 01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:24,360 Guys, I find it tough here. 1634 01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:26,480 - It's like searching a needle in a haystack.- Yes. 1635 01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:29,040 He thinks we owe it do another 36 of discos! 1636 01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:31,440 - Okay. - We'll never be able to find them. 1637 01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:32,880 And I'll lose my job. 1638 01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:36,440 But how can this be? The Senator is in America. 1639 01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:38,920 How does he know that the daughter ran away? 1640 01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:40,800 andlt;It's not possible! 1641 01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:44,840 - Senator Morrison. - The Senator! 1642 01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:47,840 Miss Granger, what is he doing here? 1643 01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:50,000 He didn't accompany the school girls? 1644 01:20:50,080 --> 01:20:54,360 Yes, no, yes, but... Let me explain. 1645 01:20:54,440 --> 01:20:56,160 Where's Nicole? 1646 01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:57,920 Nicole... 1647 01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:00,440 andlt;Here is your Cuba Libre, darling. 1648 01:21:02,520 --> 01:21:04,840 Miss Granger, I am in his hands. 1649 01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:07,120 My wife believes that I'm in Washington. 1650 01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:08,480 Okay. 1651 01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:12,160 - Greetings. - HI. 1652 01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:13,800 You got it what a mandrill. 1653 01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:17,440 - I caught you! - Ahh, dad! - Eh, dad! 1654 01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:22,040 - Dad'! - Nicole! - Nicole! 1655 01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:24,560 But you see it what have you done? 1656 01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:28,040 andlt;Your father came directly from America to look for you. 1657 01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:30,440 When he found out you were ran away to Ibiza with Ugo... 1658 01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:32,080 ..he got on the first flight! 1659 01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:34,560 You understand that Did you scare us to death? 1660 01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:36,000 - You too! - Ouch! 1661 01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:37,560 You did it worry me too! 1662 01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:38,680 - andlt;Me too! - andlt;Aho! 1663 01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:39,920 - andlt;Excuse me. - Oh? 1664 01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:43,880 - But who are you? - Well, I'm... 1665 01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:47,320 andlt;The young lady is with me. There we met on the beach. 1666 01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:49,160 She was born a certain sympathy. 1667 01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:51,640 andlt;I love it Spanish men. 1668 01:21:51,720 --> 01:21:53,120 But what do they have to do with it? the Spaniards? 1669 01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:55,560 I am Neapolitan, Spanish Quarters. 1670 01:21:55,640 --> 01:21:58,280 This girl when she drinks... Eh Senator? 1671 01:21:58,360 --> 01:21:59,480 - I apologize. - Of course. 1672 01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:01,600 Nice catch. 1673 01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:03,960 You are here too. We'll deal with you later. 1674 01:22:04,040 --> 01:22:06,360 andlt;No, the accounts we do them now. 1675 01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:08,040 Do you see this here? 1676 01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:11,880 This is the professor Swallow. 1677 01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:15,800 andlt;The much appreciated teacher of literature and philosophy,... 1678 01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:18,840 ..that fills his mouth with the great classics. 1679 01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:22,800 Don't listen to him because this one... 1680 01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:24,360 ..he's an idiot! 1681 01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:27,920 Sasa' Rondinella he's not the good hero! 1682 01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:29,360 He's the bad antagonist... 1683 01:22:29,440 --> 01:22:31,800 ..which is taken advantage of of the good faith of others... 1684 01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:33,520 ..and stabs them behind! 1685 01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:35,320 It's drained a bottle of vodka. 1686 01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:37,440 And he also smoked a crazy cannon. 1687 01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:40,280 Here's why. Smoked and drunk. 1688 01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:41,960 But I'll kill you! 1689 01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:43,160 Oh! 1690 01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:47,720 - Rolled up. - Yes.- Rolled up. 1691 01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:50,600 Where are you taking me, beautiful hair? 1692 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,400 I'll take you to go to sleep. 1693 01:22:52,480 --> 01:22:56,000 A nice little sleep and tomorrow it's all over. 1694 01:22:56,360 --> 01:22:58,120 What hotel are you staying in? 1695 01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:01,480 - We still have to look for him. - It makes me so happy. 1696 01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:04,920 I'll take him to sleep at my house, I'll put it on the couch. 1697 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:08,000 - What car is it, a Panda? - Yes, go home. 1698 01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:09,840 VOMITING 1699 01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:11,360 The new car! 1700 01:23:11,440 --> 01:23:13,720 It seemed to you, he was asked vodka again. 1701 01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:17,560 Even New Year's capon, look what he did! 1702 01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:20,160 The mat is hidden under the seat... 1703 01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:21,440 ..so as not to hear it stinks! 1704 01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:24,760 Darling, take a taxi. There's no space. 1705 01:23:24,840 --> 01:23:27,320 It would have been better if you took me in Coccia di Morto. 1706 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:29,000 Don't scream wake him up! 1707 01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:31,320 Infamous! 1708 01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:35,600 Oh, this one Isn't it Archimedes'? 1709 01:23:35,680 --> 01:23:37,400 He must have slipped from your pocket. 1710 01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:39,920 Put it in your bag and tomorrow we'll give it back to him. 1711 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:42,200 Come on, I'll take you to your hotel. 1712 01:23:42,480 --> 01:23:47,480 - Ugo and I slept on the beach tonight. - Oh. 1713 01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:52,040 Okay, then you will be my guests at the Grand Hotel. 1714 01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:55,440 Senator, Yes, you are a generous man! 1715 01:23:55,520 --> 01:23:56,280 Guys,... 1716 01:23:56,360 --> 01:24:00,080 ..thank the Senator who hosts us all at the Grand Hotel! 1717 01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:02,200 (together) Thank you, Senator! 1718 01:24:03,160 --> 01:24:04,600 Damn, but how many are you? 1719 01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:05,760 Very few. 1720 01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:09,800 Me, her and about fifty of boys. But yes and no, huh? 1721 01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:19,240 - What is it? - No... 1722 01:24:19,760 --> 01:24:21,440 I have to talk to you, can I come in? 1723 01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:27,080 Listen, Sasa'. 1724 01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:31,160 The other evening in Valencia perhaps I drank a little too much... 1725 01:24:31,240 --> 01:24:33,280 ...and you thought that... 1726 01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:35,720 But I'm not that kind of girl. 1727 01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:38,240 Before you enter a man in my room... 1728 01:24:38,320 --> 01:24:39,400 Do you understand what I mean? 1729 01:24:39,480 --> 01:24:43,040 Be calm. I'm not here for that. 1730 01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:45,360 I'm here because I have to take a load off myself. 1731 01:24:46,320 --> 01:24:48,440 You remember her the letter I wrote to you? 1732 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:52,520 Yes, I kept it. She's beautiful. 1733 01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:55,560 Eh. But I didn't write it for you. 1734 01:24:56,480 --> 01:24:57,800 Archimedes wrote it. 1735 01:25:03,880 --> 01:25:05,720 Why not did you tell me before? 1736 01:25:06,880 --> 01:25:08,560 Because Archimedes he's right. 1737 01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:10,600 I don't I'm the good hero. 1738 01:25:10,680 --> 01:25:14,400 But now I want to leave the scene like a character... 1739 01:25:14,480 --> 01:25:18,440 ..by Hemingway, by Conrad. Big time. 1740 01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:19,880 With a nice gesture in short. 1741 01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:25,520 Excuse me. You were to me just a nice occasion. 1742 01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:27,320 But for Archimedes... 1743 01:25:27,960 --> 01:25:30,080 ..you are something much deeper. 1744 01:25:39,480 --> 01:25:41,960 I'll never forget your big exit. 1745 01:25:42,040 --> 01:25:44,240 Thank you, I feel much better now. 1746 01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:47,280 - Good night. - Good night. Ah! 1747 01:25:49,080 --> 01:25:50,320 Piece of heart. 1748 01:25:56,320 --> 01:25:57,720 Piece of idiot. 1749 01:26:13,720 --> 01:26:16,080 ("Professor, me and J.Lo we are on the beach. 1750 01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:18,360 If he needs call us about something. Enzo. 1751 01:26:18,440 --> 01:26:21,600 "Post inscription". Aspirin It's in the bathroom cabinet. 1752 01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:23,400 "Pijala" which is better!") 1753 01:26:36,240 --> 01:26:38,520 - I'll get off here. (in Spanish) Thank you. 1754 01:26:41,520 --> 01:26:42,760 THERE IS A KNOCKING ON THE DOOR 1755 01:26:44,920 --> 01:26:46,160 Who's who does it break your balls? 1756 01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:48,320 andlt;Arrival. 1757 01:26:49,520 --> 01:26:50,600 Oh, Maggie. 1758 01:26:51,280 --> 01:26:53,880 Archimedes, sorry, I hope I don't disturb you. 1759 01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:58,080 - I just wanted to know how you are. - Better, thanks. 1760 01:26:58,160 --> 01:26:59,800 You have to excuse me because last night... 1761 01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:01,160 Not me I remember nothing. 1762 01:27:01,240 --> 01:27:03,640 ..but I must have made an impression really stupid. 1763 01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:06,240 No, I don't think so that you are stupid. 1764 01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:09,040 Don't stay there, take a seat. 1765 01:27:09,120 --> 01:27:10,320 - andlt;Thank you. - Come. 1766 01:27:15,120 --> 01:27:15,800 Oh. 1767 01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:18,840 Sasa' told me everything. 1768 01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:21,120 Who knows what else he will have told a lie. 1769 01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:23,320 No, he told me the truth. 1770 01:27:24,680 --> 01:27:26,960 I wanted to thank you for the splendid letter. 1771 01:27:27,040 --> 01:27:29,680 - He said the letter Did I write it? - Yes. 1772 01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:31,880 And it's sincere sorry. 1773 01:27:31,960 --> 01:27:34,000 It's easy repent later. 1774 01:27:34,440 --> 01:27:37,120 - After what? - After you... 1775 01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:40,320 HE COUGHS 1776 01:27:40,440 --> 01:27:41,680 Are you there... 1777 01:27:42,640 --> 01:27:44,480 It's not true, it's a lie. 1778 01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:48,000 Do you swear? You swear you're not were you in bed together? 1779 01:27:48,080 --> 01:27:50,760 Yes, I swear on Jack's memory. 1780 01:27:51,120 --> 01:27:53,920 I need time before spend the night with someone. 1781 01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:57,000 I'm old fashioned, romantic like you. 1782 01:27:58,520 --> 01:27:59,920 SNEEELS - Health! 1783 01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:01,280 SNEEELS 1784 01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:04,000 (in Spanish) Enough, don't I can more than this allergy. 1785 01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:05,720 You Italians you are truly unique! 1786 01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:07,400 Maggie! Wait a moment! 1787 01:28:07,480 --> 01:28:10,360 Paparazzi, take out my photos! 1788 01:28:10,440 --> 01:28:12,800 But which photos? What photo do you want? 1789 01:28:12,880 --> 01:28:14,400 I'll refresh it for you I have the memory! 1790 01:28:14,480 --> 01:28:16,200 - But what? - Look at the bird. - What is it? 1791 01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:19,160 - Ahh! - Give me my photos! 1792 01:28:19,240 --> 01:28:21,200 They aren't there here are the photos! 1793 01:28:21,280 --> 01:28:23,600 But fuck you! Go! 1794 01:28:23,680 --> 01:28:24,400 Maggie! 1795 01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:25,920 Taxi! 1796 01:28:28,480 --> 01:28:29,200 andlt;Maggie! 1797 01:28:29,960 --> 01:28:31,360 Maggie, Maggie! 1798 01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:37,680 andlt;Wait, stop! I don't know that woman! 1799 01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:39,200 Come back! 1800 01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:03,240 Miss Sally! 1801 01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:06,200 Archimedes, what is she doing here? 1802 01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:08,800 Where's Maggie? 1803 01:29:09,840 --> 01:29:13,120 Do you really not know? He has better things to do today. 1804 01:29:13,200 --> 01:29:15,520 Precisely in this he's getting married at the moment. 1805 01:29:19,960 --> 01:29:21,600 Do you want, Margareth,... 1806 01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:25,560 ..take Salvatore as your legitimate husband? 1807 01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:41,000 ATTEMPT TO START THE CAR 1808 01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:42,680 Fuck you! 1809 01:29:56,520 --> 01:29:58,680 andlt;Now you can kiss the bride. 1810 01:30:00,400 --> 01:30:02,680 Nooo! Nooo! 1811 01:30:07,080 --> 01:30:10,200 I'll choke you, you moron! Oh God! 1812 01:30:10,960 --> 01:30:13,880 What happened? I had a nightmare. Oh my! 1813 01:30:13,960 --> 01:30:15,960 THE PHONE RINGS 1814 01:30:17,840 --> 01:30:19,080 THE CAT MEOWS 1815 01:30:19,800 --> 01:30:20,520 Ahh! 1816 01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:23,280 Beast, what a stratospheric force! 1817 01:30:23,360 --> 01:30:25,400 But what have you done? 1818 01:30:25,480 --> 01:30:27,400 It is no longer used, you use your cell phone. 1819 01:30:27,480 --> 01:30:28,680 Life is now. 1820 01:30:28,760 --> 01:30:30,640 andlt;Don't be stupid, you have visitors. 1821 01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:31,680 Who is'? 1822 01:30:35,120 --> 01:30:37,120 - Oh Maggie. - Hello Archimedes. 1823 01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:38,880 Take a moment, move. 1824 01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:40,640 I just dreamed about it. 1825 01:30:40,720 --> 01:30:42,960 But I dreamed who was getting married. 1826 01:30:43,040 --> 01:30:44,920 When you decide to give me your first name? 1827 01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:49,240 We're going to prepare a tea for the young lady. 1828 01:30:49,320 --> 01:30:53,080 - Is this tea for two? - Yes, we'll leave you alone. 1829 01:30:53,440 --> 01:30:55,400 - Come on, walk. THEY LAUGH 1830 01:30:55,480 --> 01:30:57,320 Look, why her she came to Milan,... 1831 01:30:57,400 --> 01:30:59,200 ..in fact you are Milan coming? 1832 01:30:59,520 --> 01:31:02,200 I came to give this back to you. 1833 01:31:02,280 --> 01:31:05,080 My camera, I couldn't find it anymore. 1834 01:31:05,160 --> 01:31:08,200 But you came all this way to bring me a 4 euro car? 1835 01:31:08,280 --> 01:31:13,000 I brought you too 500,000 euros in cash. 1836 01:31:14,560 --> 01:31:17,240 Did you get your severance pay? Whose money is this? 1837 01:31:17,320 --> 01:31:18,360 Yours. 1838 01:31:18,680 --> 01:31:22,240 I took the liberty to look at the photos... 1839 01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:24,240 ...and I found this. 1840 01:31:24,360 --> 01:31:27,120 andlt;It's the kitten that I photographed in Ibiza. 1841 01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:29,920 andlt;But there is also behind it Ana Montez,... 1842 01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:32,360 ..the queen of newspapers Spanish tabloids... 1843 01:31:32,440 --> 01:31:35,400 ..and her lover Diego de la Vega. The King's nephew. 1844 01:31:35,480 --> 01:31:38,280 They go crazy for this genre of news in Spain. 1845 01:31:38,360 --> 01:31:42,760 But they gave you so much money for a photograph? Are they crazy? 1846 01:31:42,840 --> 01:31:45,080 They would have given me too 1 million euros... 1847 01:31:45,160 --> 01:31:47,560 ..if I had asked him but I'm not an economics expert. 1848 01:31:47,640 --> 01:31:49,280 andlt;I am a teacher of gymnastics. 1849 01:31:49,360 --> 01:31:51,120 As a businesswoman I'm a landslide. 1850 01:31:51,200 --> 01:31:53,600 No, you are a true genius. 1851 01:31:53,680 --> 01:31:55,000 The photographer he's a genius. 1852 01:31:55,080 --> 01:31:59,480 But what are you saying? What do I do with it of this money? There are too many. 1853 01:31:59,560 --> 01:32:02,160 - There are never too many. - No, there are too many. 1854 01:32:02,240 --> 01:32:04,040 I am a professor of mathematics. 1855 01:32:04,120 --> 01:32:06,440 I earn 1,900 euros per month, come on! 1856 01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:09,600 Houses in San Francisco they are not very cheap. 1857 01:32:09,680 --> 01:32:11,720 Well, if one buys the house in San Francisco... 1858 01:32:12,200 --> 01:32:13,160 I didn't understand. 1859 01:32:13,240 --> 01:32:16,000 What do you want to do? Come in America and living in a motel? 1860 01:32:16,080 --> 01:32:19,640 But... But do you mean that you and I... 1861 01:32:20,640 --> 01:32:24,440 Unless it pops up the usual half naked beauty. 1862 01:32:25,600 --> 01:32:28,640 But you have to do everything yourself, I'm not very practical. 1863 01:32:28,720 --> 01:32:30,960 Now let's see what level are you at. 1864 01:32:31,360 --> 01:32:33,560 Very theoretical. 1865 01:32:34,440 --> 01:32:36,080 - Oh! - Ouch! 1866 01:32:36,160 --> 01:32:39,040 How bad! What a terrible pain! 1867 01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:41,440 You know it why do I love you? 1868 01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:44,120 Because you really are like my first husband. 1869 01:32:47,880 --> 01:32:53,720 CHIME 1870 01:33:00,840 --> 01:33:02,960 Best wishes and sons. 1871 01:33:03,040 --> 01:33:05,920 - Thank you, marry the Principal. - Let's hope! 1872 01:33:06,720 --> 01:33:08,640 So what is it, Gina 1 and Gina 2? 1873 01:33:08,720 --> 01:33:10,160 He's late! 1874 01:33:10,240 --> 01:33:11,760 But they are I'm late too! 1875 01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:13,680 Look at what age I have to get married! 1876 01:33:13,760 --> 01:33:19,760 THE MOTORBOAT ARRIVES APPLAUSE 1877 01:33:26,320 --> 01:33:28,800 Hi, you're beautiful. 1878 01:33:28,880 --> 01:33:32,120 - You look like George Clooney. - Yes, but he is from Lake Como. 1879 01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:34,920 - I, however, was born on the lake Major.LAUGHS 1880 01:33:35,760 --> 01:33:37,560 What is he doing, kicking? 1881 01:33:38,760 --> 01:33:40,240 Professor, stop! Are you crazy? 1882 01:33:40,320 --> 01:33:42,400 andlt;You never kiss the bride before the wedding! 1883 01:33:42,480 --> 01:33:44,120 - Bad luck! - Eh! 1884 01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:46,600 I am a mathematician, not superstitious. 1885 01:33:46,680 --> 01:33:48,560 And then in a day so beautiful... 1886 01:33:48,640 --> 01:33:51,160 ..what can happen to me that bad? 1887 01:33:51,320 --> 01:33:52,680 - andlt;Archimedes! - Huh? 1888 01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:55,160 Hi Archimedes. 1889 01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:57,000 Margherita pizza. 1890 01:33:57,080 --> 01:33:59,040 How long we can't see each other, huh? 1891 01:33:59,120 --> 01:34:01,480 I missed you, I thought about you a lot. 1892 01:34:01,840 --> 01:34:03,320 It's this the famous Margherita... 1893 01:34:03,400 --> 01:34:05,040 ..of which were you that much in love? 1894 01:34:05,120 --> 01:34:08,320 Yes, but that's old news. Sorry, it's too late now. 1895 01:34:08,400 --> 01:34:09,640 I love Maggie. 1896 01:34:09,720 --> 01:34:11,120 And Margaret love me. 1897 01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:13,560 We met again by chance in Piazza del Duomo. 1898 01:34:13,640 --> 01:34:15,120 It turned back on the flame immediately. 1899 01:34:15,200 --> 01:34:17,280 We're getting married too in a month. 1900 01:34:17,800 --> 01:34:19,480 Congratulations. 1901 01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:22,280 Sasa', you've finally found it the woman of your life. 1902 01:34:22,360 --> 01:34:25,720 I'm getting married in white too, in the true sense of the word. 1903 01:34:26,480 --> 01:34:28,080 - Are you a virgin? - Yes. 1904 01:34:28,640 --> 01:34:29,960 I'm like mom he made me. 1905 01:34:30,040 --> 01:34:34,360 like mom made you. 1906 01:34:34,440 --> 01:34:37,640 - Salvatore will be the first man of my life.- No offense. 1907 01:34:37,720 --> 01:34:40,960 It's wonderful, It looks like a 19th century novel. 1908 01:34:41,040 --> 01:34:43,280 What a beautiful dress, let me see. 1909 01:34:45,120 --> 01:34:46,360 But what did you tell me? 1910 01:34:46,440 --> 01:34:47,840 Then between you nothing had happened. 1911 01:34:47,920 --> 01:34:50,840 - Shut up, I had you said a ball.- Here. 1912 01:34:50,920 --> 01:34:53,000 But that was old Sasa', he boastfully 1913 01:34:53,080 --> 01:34:55,280 - The new Sasa' He's got his head straight. - Yes. 1914 01:34:56,920 --> 01:34:58,240 Love, everyone gets married here. 1915 01:34:58,320 --> 01:35:00,000 We are in the fifth month. What do we do? 1916 01:35:00,080 --> 01:35:03,160 Until my ex wife doesn't me loosen the chains what do we do? 1917 01:35:03,240 --> 01:35:05,480 - What will you call the baby? - But what questions are they! 1918 01:35:05,560 --> 01:35:07,920 I'll call it what Pupone's son, Christian. 1919 01:35:08,000 --> 01:35:09,240 Yes, but with the h like De Sica. 1920 01:35:09,320 --> 01:35:11,520 - And like Panucci. - And like Vieri. - Let's go! 1921 01:35:11,600 --> 01:35:13,080 But in Italy are they all called Christian? 1922 01:35:13,160 --> 01:35:15,640 Are you complaining? It's a trendy, trendy name. 1923 01:35:15,720 --> 01:35:17,320 Christian! Can't you hear that name? 1924 01:35:17,400 --> 01:35:20,560 Christian, how are you? Christian! 1925 01:35:20,640 --> 01:35:22,360 (repeats) andlt;Come on! 1926 01:35:22,440 --> 01:35:24,880 THEY EXULT 1927 01:35:24,960 --> 01:35:27,400 THE PHONE RINGS 1928 01:35:27,480 --> 01:35:29,480 (cell phone) Hi Ugo. - Hi Nicole. 1929 01:35:29,560 --> 01:35:31,480 Greetings to everyone. 1930 01:35:31,560 --> 01:35:34,240 - Can I see Maggie? - Maggie, Sally's here. 1931 01:35:34,320 --> 01:35:37,480 Sally, I'm so sorry that you didn't come. 1932 01:35:38,080 --> 01:35:40,080 Oh, you have a beautiful dress! 1933 01:35:40,840 --> 01:35:43,000 Thank you, see you soon. 1934 01:35:45,080 --> 01:35:47,520 I finally found you, scoundrels! 1935 01:35:47,600 --> 01:35:49,720 With my photos you have become rich... 1936 01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:52,120 ..but you ruined me! 1937 01:35:52,520 --> 01:35:55,000 Now I'll make you pay! 1938 01:35:55,640 --> 01:35:57,680 SHOT - This is worse of "Kill Bill 3". 1939 01:35:57,760 --> 01:36:02,240 - Margherita!- andlt;Let's run away, let's escape! She's crazy! 1940 01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:08,800 SHOOTS AND SCREAMS 1941 01:36:09,120 --> 01:36:13,320 SHOOTS AND SCREAMS 1942 01:36:13,400 --> 01:36:21,200 SHOOTS AND SCREAMS 1943 01:36:30,240 --> 01:36:32,440 VERSES OF THE BULL 1944 01:36:34,920 --> 01:36:37,680 Hey, Terroldinho, he doesn't like football. 1945 01:36:37,760 --> 01:36:39,560 He gets pissed off like a beast. 1946 01:36:39,640 --> 01:36:43,200 andlt;Shut up! That's tame. It's not a bull, but an ox. 1947 01:36:43,280 --> 01:36:45,120 Eh, an ox. And I'm the donkey. 1948 01:36:45,200 --> 01:36:47,000 - You can play too. - I'll play. 1949 01:36:49,400 --> 01:36:50,160 VERSE OF THE TORO 1950 01:36:51,840 --> 01:36:53,320 andlt;Cordobez, stop it. 1951 01:36:53,400 --> 01:36:55,640 If he gets angry I'm "panza pain". 1952 01:36:55,720 --> 01:36:57,480 Don't worry, Mr Cipolla. 1953 01:36:57,560 --> 01:37:01,720 - That's a tame bull. - andlt;A piece of bread. 1954 01:37:01,800 --> 01:37:03,360 THE BALL GETS A HOLES VERSE OF THE TORO 1955 01:37:03,640 --> 01:37:05,920 Oh oh, in my opinion something happened. 1956 01:37:08,080 --> 01:37:09,400 What a scary beast! 1957 01:37:11,160 --> 01:37:14,360 - Let's go! - What a piece of bread, it's a raging bull! 1958 01:37:15,280 --> 01:37:17,080 - Let's go! - Come on! 1959 01:37:21,960 --> 01:37:31,960 Subtitles: CINEMATEXT MEDIA ITALY